Random Fortunes Here

Alucard "Just for the lulz, ask me if you want a fortune. These will be completely random and nonsensical. Its just for your entertainment, so don't take these seriously."


Ask away

SUPER ULTRA MEGA BUMP!

how will tomorrow turn out for me?

way to steal my gimmick ><

when will this be karmically redeemed ?

Will I loose my other foot in a tradic accident and get a super cool prosthesis with springs and stuff?

Alan "...(Wow, this topic was made in April, and now people are posting in it? Oh well)...

Let's see. For R und R...

You will be attacked by a female ninja who has incredible fashion sense.

For Ragmaan...

Karma is starting to shift. Be on the look out for different things when you expect normal stuff.

For SCK...

No, but your arm will be blown off rather painlessly and you'll get a really cool metal extendy robot one that lets you swing around places like Spider-Man."


MK. Any other questions?

...Sweet!

And I didn't know this was old but I noticed this when those two posted in this c:

Will I someday finally find a way to eliminate all the flies in the world for good?

Alan "The flies will keep coming back, but you'll kill a fine enough number to scare them off after every summer."


Something like that. Also watch behind you, there is a BLU Spy

Alucard009 wrote:Alan "The flies will keep coming back, but you'll kill a fine enough number to scare them off after every summer."


Something like that. Also watch behind you, there is a BLU Spy

Oh shi it's a BL--..!

(Candejack joke intended)

Alan "What about Candle Jack?...Oy mierda. Oh well, I've had worse."


Your next fortune: watch out, a helpful tool will only be semi-decent when you use it next.

...Well that sux. Does this mean the fly will be only half dead once I smack it? :c