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Re: IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

Post by SCK[NU] on Mon May 17, 2010 9:07 pm

Beat looks at the demon that just talked with a face of such of an negative answer it is as if it had NO written on it with a red marker.

Beat: NO. I want to meet Hitler and eat cookies with him. Chocolate-cookies, and milk! AND THEN I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE TEA WITH HIM, NAPOLEON, ALEXANDER THE GREAT, VLADIMIR LENIN, WINNIE THE POOH AND ASH KETCHUM!! Alongside Jessie, James and Meowth. AND DON'T YOU TELL ME THEY ARE JUST CARTOONS AND STILL ALIVE, ALONGSIDE GOOD. Also, Piglet. As for Stalin... mehh.

Also, Nero. Nero is fricken badass.
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Re: IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

Post by Alucard009 on Sat May 22, 2010 3:34 pm

{For Beat}

Demon "Uh dood? That's during break time, and break time is...right now."

After a brief sigh, the demons fly Beat to a beach resort that has a great view of the sky and several famous people who are now deceased. It wouldn't even look like the place Beat was at before save the occasional demon flying around running human errands like serving actually good looking food and waitering. People are swimming in the water and appear to be enjoying themselves quite a bit.

Just as Beat lands on the ground, the demons that were flying him around put on sunglasses and lie down on the sand.

Looking about, Beat sees...IS THAT MM?! Yes it is, and she's being tickle tortured.

MM "AHAHAHAHAHAHA NO! PLEASE HAHAHAHAHAHA NO MORE! I SURRENDER! MERCY! HELP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

MM's body is completely buried in the sand, save her head and feet, which are being tickled by demons holding feather dusters. She doesn't notice Beat because she's laughing too hard. An anthropomorphic green scaled snake girl wearing a bikini outfit approaches Beat holding a clip board. She looks very cute and innocent.

Waitress "Hello! Can I get you something to eat or drink? Today's special is Swiss and Mushroom Burger and fries meal with a large drink special. Drink of the day is Pina Colada."

[Approach the demons]
[Look around for famous people]
[Run into the water]
[Order something to eat]
[Lie down on the sand and relax]
[Question what the Hell's going on in Hell]
[Do nothing]










{For Goral}

Just as Goral says that, the scientist fires a ray at the robot. "We need more power!" After saying that a few times, he says "Can no one stop this thing?"

Man from the casino "Just let me throw a barrel at it!"

The man is standing on the 7th floor of the casino and throw a barrel at the robot, causing it to stagger and lower its arm enough for Goral to climb up.

[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]

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Re: IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

Post by SCK[NU] on Sat May 22, 2010 8:31 pm

Beat looks around, also noticing MM but then just shuddering, "Ehh, sorta deserves it." He then turns to the cute, anthropomorphic snake girl.

[Order something to eat]

Beat: Uhh yes please. I would like to have everything with "Today's" in it, alongside all of your most calorie filled, delicious, delicious goodies. 2 of each, infact. Oh yes and also, a huge, huge diet coke.
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Re: IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

Post by Alucard009 on Sun May 23, 2010 7:23 am

{For Beat}

The snake girl smiles sweetly with her eyes closed and opens a portal behind her. She then pulls out a large table with all of Beat's food on it and a large foot tall cup next to a fountain machine dispensing Diet Coke.

Snake girl "Enjoy <3"

The girl walks away and serves another man.

[Eat]
[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]

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Re: IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

Post by SCK[NU] on Sun May 23, 2010 10:43 pm

[Eat]

Beat burts out laughing his arse off, shouting out loud "Oh man, this is awesome! Thanks snakelady!". He then proceeded to eat like (in) hell.
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Re: IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

Post by Robert_Russell on Tue May 25, 2010 9:54 am

-climb up the robot-

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Re: IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

Post by Alucard009 on Tue May 25, 2010 5:51 pm

{For Beat}

Beat eats all the food. It's incredibly tasty, and Beat doesn't feel bloated because he's already dead! The snake girl comes back around and smiles as she creates a portal and puts the dishes inside it.

Snake girl "Did you enjoy your meal? If you want anything else, feel free to ask, hon' <3"

The snake girl winks at Beat and walks away. Meanwhile, MM is still buried and being tortured.

[Look for famous people]
[Go swimming]
[Go up to the demon's tickling MM]
[Roll out a random blanket and kick back]
[Do nothing]










{For Goral}

Goral climbs up the robot's arm. The man from the casino that threw the barrel is fighting a scientist. They're fighting by exchanging really weak karate chops and shielding themselves when they get hit.

[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]

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Re: IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

Post by SCK[NU] on Wed May 26, 2010 4:54 am

Beat just smiles and nods with an "Uh-huh" to the Snake girl, still ignoring MM, secretly looking at the snakegirls butt as she walks away, then snorting happily.

Beat: Hell her butt, suffering my arse.

[Look for famous people]

Beat: Well then... Lenin, where art thee...


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Re: IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

Post by Robert_Russell on Wed May 26, 2010 8:40 am

-climb up to the robot's head and ask "what the hell is going on?"]

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Re: IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

Post by Alucard009 on Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:53 pm

{For Beat}

Walking around, Beat sees Alan sitting down doing nothing. He looks up at Beat and walks to him.

Alan "Hey Beat. How you doing? Strange seeing you here."

[Talk]
[Attack]
[Come up with a brilliant plan to torment or save MM]
[Do nothing]


{For Goral}

Suddenly, the robot begins shaking violently and is ready to explode. Time to panic!

[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]

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Re: IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

Post by SCK[NU] on Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:21 am

[Talk]

Beat points at Alan, raising his right eyebrow.

Beat: What, you dead? And well pretty cool I mean I guess I like died and all but turns out this place is actually sorta fun because thanks to my fire abilities not yet one thing they have tried on me has worked, and these breaks seem pretty fantastic... also dieing and ending up in this paradise actually saved me from this heart attack so yeah.
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Re: IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

Post by Robert_Russell on Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:25 am

[speak]
"....Merde."

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Re: IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

Post by Alucard009 on Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:06 am

{For Beat}

Alan "Wait, I'm not dead! this is Hell, Morinta!"

Alan points to a sign on a large pole that says "Welcome to Hell, Morinta: Tropical Paradise"

Alan "This isn't really Hell, if that's what you mean. They only do that for effect."

[Keep talking]
[Oh crud, I'm still on a time limit!]
[Go over to MM and torture her >:3]
[Blow yourself up and die for realz]
[Go swimming]
[Order more food]
[Do nothing]











{For Goral}

Goral stands around as the robot explodes, destroying him completely.

Death "I've always wanted to use this song!"