Excuses why you didn't do your work

Alan "This is just for fun. Make up fake excuses for why you didn't do school work."

This one was during the war against Zoda 'Zoda's Revenge'.
1. Yeah...about my work...my alien arch nemesis rigged a doomsday bomb to my printer and if I printed anything it would go off and destroy the universe.

Any ones you guys have?"


I only have 1 because I forgot my other ones.

I was kicked out of school (no, really, they counted that as unexcused)

lmfao.
"My cousin ate it."

I was going to, but the school will blowup in 3 min anyway so it doesn't matter.

that reminds me, may I have a hall pass?

I emailed it to you.
Didn't you get it?
*innocent face*

lol. you guys are funny.