Evil Plans (or ZOMG EVIL PLANS!!!!!!!!!)

Alan "What evil plans do YOU have for conquering the world or what will you do when you conquer it?

Me: Once I control the world, Phase 2 of my evil plan begins. TV gameshows will broadcast 24 hours a day! Flares will come back into style! Wooden nickles will be legal tender!

Of course I have more gentlemanly evil intents, but this is a reference to one of my favorite supervillains."


How about you?

Save the polar bears and then get them to attack humans for their vengence.


or ya know something like that.

I'm pretty sure that would be the dolphin's job.