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Post by SCK[NU] on Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:40 am

Before I go to ma favourite kebab restaurant ever to hav sum dinner, cat tries to ocme to ma lap. But instead, as I leave, she ends up sitting on my chair of awesomeness. I come home, a movie is about to start imma gunna watch, and I rush to my room to sush the cat off my chair... but! BABY KITTENS ALL OVER MY CHAIR OF PLAIN AWESOME, WHAT THE FUCKKK!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

So yeah three kittens. 5 by now I think, gunna be six, I believe. And I cant sit on my chair instead am sitting on another chair in front of my chair as close to the screen as a normal nerd. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HOW AM I GONNA *** TONIGHT WITHOUT MY CHAIR OF PLAIN AWESOME?!

Odd how cats always tend to give birth to their little once on either something I own or, infact, me. Once this one cat didn't give birth on anything I own, so when I was asleep she carried all teh babies to my bed. Also this one time when I was lil a cat infact gave birth on my lap. "Mom! The cat peed on me!" <= Sadly I did not yet understand all that much about child, in this case kitten, birth.

Also, a nice thing, I was in teh line of teh grocery store and there was, in front of me, this one man with his kid, a cute lil girl with a strawberry hat on and a strawberry patterned shirt. She stared at me so I smiled at her and waved my hand. She smiled back at me, AWWWW <3
Such a cute kid. Sooo cutely said thank you to the cash register lady and all.
I just love little girls, would love to have a cute lil sister too. Not in the pedobear way of course. Whatabout you guise?

Also, the wonder of the world numbah eight, screamy kids didn't make me want to kick their faces in!
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Post by Alucard009 on Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:47 am

Spy "So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!"

Alan "Uh huh...Baby kittens? How about that. Are they cute?"


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Post by SCK[NU] on Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:49 am

*Murders spy* STFU.

And yes they are, very cute infact. I'd love to have my chair back tho'.
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Post by Majeh[NU] on Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:51 am

Post pictures of the kittens xD

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Post by SCK[NU] on Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:54 am



Still processin so hail shitty guality. Will be posting more obviously but this is it for nao. All hail.
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Post by SCK[NU] on Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:15 am

All hail double post, put just informin I deleted that vid and posted a new better guality one.



Still processing as am posting so sorry if the gualitys shit. Sorry for the clicky sound in the background. Camera is teh shitsorts.
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Post by Robert_Russell on Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:15 am

naive guy should not have wrote:I would love to have a cute lil sister

....you see about that...well... do you understand the concepts of hell?
you'll be there when she is around age two. they act good in public but when they get home-...*whispers* it is not safe to type more now.

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Post by SCK[NU] on Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:27 am

rly? o ___ o;;
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Post by Majeh[NU] on Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:59 am

00:33 --->

i think you have mice xD

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Post by Robert_Russell on Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:26 am

she broke the hinges on my laptop by jumping on it. she gos out of her way to jump on the most expensive stuff. she throws food all over the place. she took a full bottle of Axe shower gel and poured the whole thing all over my bed cause I left the door open. she has broken every glass we have, we had to buy plastic ones. we still have not found the gold she wanted to play with. don't count on being aloud to eat, no that is only for royal highness, I have to sneak food to my room cause she wants everyone elses food, she'll throw it in the floor when she sees someone else has food. don't try to cook, she only realizes its hot when she gets burned. and you think kittens is the worst thing that can happen to your chair? oh and for gods sake don't let her see a kitten. if you live on the second story of an apartment she will trow every thing off, and yell help to every one so they will throw it back up so she can throw it off again. don't plan on getting TV time, even if you have one in your room, we have a TV in all the rooms and she will want them all on the same channel. and for the love of god hide you wallet or you'll find cut up money all over the place.

PS: she might have thrown my brother's credit card off the balcony and it might have been stolen.


If this were windows live I would record a few seconds of my life to show you what it will sound like.


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Post by Robert_Russell on Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:29 am

Majeh[NU] wrote:00:33 --->

i think you have mice xD
that was a fly.

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Post by SCK[NU] on Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:36 am

Robert_Russell wrote:she broke the hinges on my laptop by jumping on it. she gos out of her way to jump on the most expensive stuff. she throws food all over the place. she took a full bottle of Axe shower gel and poured the whole thing all over my bed cause I left the door open. she has broken every glass we have, we had to buy plastic ones. we still have not found the gold she wanted to play with. don't count on being aloud to eat, no that is only for royal highness, I have to sneak food to my room cause she wants everyone elses food, she'll throw it in the floor when she sees someone else has food. don't try to cook, she only realizes its hot when she gets burned. and you think kittens is the worst thing that can happen to your chair? oh and for gods sake don't let her see a kitten. if you live on the second story of an apartment she will trow every thing off, and yell help to every one so they will throw it back up so she can throw it off again. don't plan on getting TV time, even if you have one in your room, we have a TV in all the rooms and she will want them all on the same channel. and for the love of god hide you wallet or you'll find cut up money all over the place.

PS: she might have thrown my brother's credit card off the balcony and it might have been stolen.


If this were windows live I would record a few seconds of my life to show you what it will sound like.

I am scared now.

And yes it was a fly > _ > Also, I got my chair back now. Smells bad and the cat patterned sheets I usually cover up myself on are now covered in vaginal blood of a cat and baby liguids. Yay! Hmm, I hope I'll get a new chair. A leather one. c:
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Post by Majeh[NU] on Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:37 am

The first one could have been a mouse T+T

but ok, it was a fly xD

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Post by Robert_Russell on Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:38 am

I pulled the recliner up to my computer cause the computer char was broken from a second story fall...

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Post by SCK[NU] on Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:48 am

SRS BSNS ಠ ___ ಠ
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Post by Majeh[NU] on Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:52 am

NOW I KNOW WHY HE HAS WEAPONS! xD

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Post by SCK[NU] on Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:52 am

Majeh[NU] wrote:NOW I KNOW WHY HE HAS WEAPONS! xD

ROFL XD
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Post by Ami. on Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:20 am

BABIESSSSSSSSS.
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Post by SCK[NU] on Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:51 pm

Ami. wrote:BABIESSSSSSSSS.

YES, BABIEEESSSSSSSS.

Rly cute ones btw.
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Post by Weakjounin on Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:32 pm

heh like little girls xD remember our evil plan from 1 year ago?
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Post by SCK[NU] on Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:35 pm

...Now I do.
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Re: So...

Post by Doctor Diabolical on Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:22 am

You mean.......


......Operation "M"??

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Post by SCK[NU] on Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:23 am

wat
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Post by Eightyfifteen on Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:37 am

Who's the father?

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Post by SCK[NU] on Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:39 am

Unknown. TwT My cat is not capable of babies.
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