The Redundancy Game

Alan "Here's a new game. Make sentences that are very redundant or repetitive.

Here's mine: I shall kill you until you die and are dead!"


Hope the example helps

May you have Ebola and aids.

I hope that i win and you dont win so that you will lose and i will win.

heads i win. tails you lose.

Alan "We will have a battle where we fight and have conflict and violence!"


Hm...

believing in faith.

Alan "Is it redundant I redundantly checked out the Redundant Department of Redundant Redundancy?"


Partially taken from someone's sig on another site. They deserve credit for it

"yosh, hi, and what is up"

Alan "He would not shut up and stay silent because he talked and would not stop."


The above mentioned has nothing to do with you

the hypocrite couldn't help but be surprised when others pointed out the very same trait of his own.

just another redundant phrase.

*Sigh* Even though I'm pretty sure you're trying to mock me, I really didn't mean to gear that towards you.

Alan "Check out the edit I made to my old post because it was old and I edited it to change it because it had an old error."


Yes, check my other post. I read your first one wrong.

this game is pretty redundant.

My pants are too big for me, they don't fit

The gun went off and shot me with a bullet

Alan "I jumped and went into the air and off the ground and the ground was not touching me because I got in the air because I jumped."


BONK!

"I got cut by something sharp"

Alan "You look sad and upset and down and depressed and sorrowful and unhappy."


Charlie, you look quite down with you big sad eyes and your big fat frown...(I'm not going there...)

"it hurts when you hurt me"

"The Toyota half time show is brought to you by Toyota"

Lol NBA playoffs FTW

I am happy when i see something happy and that makes me happy

is that a half human half orc or a half orc half human

(i was gonna do halfing or dwarf but they don't look similar
and dwarf or midget is mean :/)

Alan "The corpse was dead and not alive with it's lack of life."


Hey, that kinda rhymed

The cloud was very cloud-like

My job requires a lot of decision making, and as such, I make a lot of decisions

Thank Bush for that one lol

Alan "The fire was hot and burning with it's firey traits that were hot and burned because it was fire."


The Pyro comes to mind...