Insane RP Adventure 3: Insert Epic Title Here

[Curse loudly]
Paymon: You @#$%ing obnoxious @#$% of ghosts! Why don't you %$#@ing show yourselves you %^&*s so we can @#$%ing send you all back to hell!!!!
Zaebos: ...You also... smell bad...

{For Beat}

Ghost of MM "Beg for mercy!"

Female Voice "Hang on! I'll help you in a s..."

Loud slamming sounds are heard. The ghost doesn't seem to have noticed, too busy enjoying Beat's suffering.

[Talk to MM's ghost]
[Keep apologizing]
[Beg for mercy]
[Struggle in vain]
[Call out to the female voice]
[Keep lying down and continue suffering. AKA Do nothing]












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{For Goral}

REVIVED! Uh oh...looks like there were problems getting you back to Earth. You're in Jackuval's base. Dangit! At least there aren't any ghosts around.

Ahead, Goral sees MM. She's running his way. She talks really quickly to Goral.

MM "Oh hey knight guy! Remember me? Of course you do! Gotta save my boyfriend, help out!"

MM hugs Goral and drags him to a room with a throne. MM looks around trying to find something.

[Talk to MM]
[Help her search for something]
[Punch the wall that will somehow solve everything]
[Attack MM]
[Call out to Jackuval and tell him there's an intruder]
[Sit on the throne]
[Do nothing]












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{For Paymon}

Ghost "Aw...he's so cute when he swears!"

Alan "Watch out!"

As Paymon curses, another blast of fire comes out. Alan shoves him out of the way and dive rolls away from the flames himself. Alan tries to get the covers of the exhibit to cover it again, but now the whole room is on fire and the covers and starting to burn.

Alan "We'd better get out of here. If this is one exhibit, then what are the others?"

[Go through the door]
[Try to put out the fire]
[Attack the dragon eyes]
[Stand around and get burned]
[Do nothing]

[Attack the dragon eyes]
Paymon fires a shadow blast at one dragon's eye.
Zaebos slashes the other with one of his cat claws drenched in searing acid.

[run like hell]
"f*** f*** f*** f*** f***!!!"

{For Goral}

The door they entered in is closed with a metal shudder over it. Looks like you're stuck here with MM.

MM "What's wrong, knight guy?"

She looks around a bit.

"Hang on, I'll help you in a s..."

MM starts kicking the walls and smacking them with her collapsible baton. She then hefts the huge throne and slams it into the walls, trying to find some sort of secret passage.

[Talk]
[Attack stuff]
[Attack MM]
[Run to the exit which you somehow know where it is]
[Sit down and rock back and forth]
[Do nothing]












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{For Paymon}

As the attacks connect, Paymon hits a solid wall. Looks like the dragon's eyes are hidden behind solid plastic covers. The acid eats through one of the covers, but by the time that happens Paymon and Zaebos are scorched by more flames.

Alan "Hell with this, I'm getting out of here!"

Alan opens the door, but there is a huge dark area.

"No floor? What the...Cripes!"

One of the ghosts swoops down and pushes him through the doorway, making him fall.

Ghost "[Laughter] Decide, boys. Die burning or take a chance."

[Attack the dragon eyes]
[Go down the door]
[Stand around and get burninated]

[Go down the door]

[Run to the exit which you somehow know where it is]

{For Goral}

Goral runs through a wall and enters a very dark room. The lights turn on and there are 2 different paths he can go through.

MM "YAY! You found it! You're such a sweetheart!"

MM kisses Goral on the shoulder and runs left.

[Go left]
[Go right]
[Go pick up the step]
[Go left]
[Go right]
[Go left]
[Run along with Captain Jack]
[Turn around]
[Do nothing]












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{For Paymon}

Paymon and Zaebos fall for a long time. What feels like 10 minutes later they land on a raft in the middle of a river. Alan isn't with them.

Hm...this river is kinda violent. Uh oh...Ahead there are multiple rocks. Oh joy...The woods around them are on fire, making them unable to get off the raft. Great fortunes and a happy kangaroo riding a pogo stick to endorse cereal...Now there are Mermen.

Mermen "You're stealing our raft! You shall perish!"

[Push them off]
[Summon something]
[Start a fight]
[Talk]
[Negotiate]
[Dive into the water]
[Jump onto land]
[Do nothing]

[Go right]

Paymon: If you're really a merman, then you don't need a raft.
[Push them off]

{For Goral}

Goral walks right for a while. In the distance he sees Alan fall and land on a soft surface. He gets up and dusts off.

Alan "Well wasn't that fun. MK, where am I now?"

He then notices Goral.

"Oy, Goral. Nice to see a familiar face. Where are we?"

[Go over to him]
[Stay where you are]

[Talk]
[Attack]
[Lie]
[Go over to him]
[Turn around and go left]
[Do nothing]












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{For Paymon}

Although underwater, Paymon can hear them talking.

Merman "We needed this to help that kitsune girl cross the river! Get off!"

He raises his hand out of the water and an anthropomorphic white fox wearing old style Japanese clothing is running from the fire.

[Quickly jump off and catch her then come back]
[Tell her to jump on]
[Attack her if she gets on]
[Tell the Mermen to help her]
[Jump off the raft]
[Do nothing]

[Go over to him]
[Talk]
"shhhhhh quiet and MM might not find us!"

[Talk to MM's ghost]

Beat: BUT aye ma'am thi-... wwwwaaaait. And just where are the blood stains of your shirt? That's SUSPICIOUS.

[Tell the Mermen to help her]
Paymon: Isn't being saved by a Merman a girl's fantasy, you help her. We're after a few ghosts right now...

[Help her by punching the Samurai into space]

Renn: Take that...

{For Beat}

Upon closer inspection, the ghost does have all of MM's features, including the blood on the shirt.

Suddenly, a red stream of light shoots across the darkness and the wall explodes. It's MM wearing a Ghostbusters Ion Pack!

MM "Hang on, Beat! I'll save you!"

MM blasts Beat with the laser and fries him a little bit, but he's alright, folks! The ghost comes out and she obliterates it with a steady stream of energy.

MM "Are you alright, Beat?! I barely managed to escape, but Alan was kind enough to let me borrow this!"

She tries to get down and hug him, but she falls on top of him. She's VERY heavy. MM manages to get off of Beat and helps him up.

"Come on, let's go! I'll cover you the whole way!"

MM leads Beat as she blasts the Hell out of all the ghosts they see. After a while of running, they appear outside in a forest area.

"Where are we? This looks familiar?"

She turns around and...HOLY S***! It's the Mall! IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG! DAMN YOU! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!

[One copyright lawsuit later]

MM "I can't believe it. He took over the Mall!! We have to get more supplies then go back in there are kick his ass out!"

[Summon your ship and go somewhere]
[Go somewhere on foot]
[Do nothing]

[Go to the ArchFiend's Fortress]
[Go to Alucard's House]
[Go to the City Triangle]
[Crash somewhere on the map]












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{For Goral}

Alan "Who's MM?"

As Goral steps forward, suddenly the door slams behind him and Alan turns into a female ghost. Oh scheisse! It's a cross dresser's setup! The ceiling starts coming down slowly. And I mean FREAKIN' SLOWLY. Meanwhile the ghost laughs at Goral.

[Go to the door ahead]
[Talk to the ghost]
[Attack the ceiling]
[Stand around and die like a chucklehead]












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{For Paymon}

Merman "We can't touch her! It's a sacred promise!"

Too late anyways. The raft passes her up. Looks like they're pissed. The Mermen grab the underside of the raft and swim up the river until they're back to the kitsune chick.

[Let her on]
[Keep her off]
[Jump off the raft onto land]
[Jump into the river]
[Do nothing]












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{For Renn}

The samurai flies like a ragdoll.

Kitsune Chick "You're so sweet!"

She kisses him on the cheek, opens an umbrella, then walks away.

[Talk]
[Go somewhere random]
[Throw something at her]
[Dig a hole underground]
[Do nothing]

[Talk to the ghost]
"please protect me from MM. I beg you!"

{For Goral}

Ghost "Now you make me wish I knew who MM was. Could it be that girl we ca-"

Suddenly the wall explodes and a red stream of light blasts the ghost. MM runs into the room wearing a Ghostbusters Ion pack with Beat close behind.

MM "Hey knight guy bye knight guy."

They immediately run out the door.

[Go through the door]
[Tell them to come back]
[Stand around and get crushed in 30 minutes]

[Summon your ship and go somewhere]

Beat: No worries, my darling!

Beat points up, and Firehawk crashes onto the mall on the space right behind Beat.

Beat: Up, up, and awaaaaaaayyy!

[Crash somewhere on the map]

[Go through the door]
"if you'll excuse me I have to get the hell out of here."

Renn: Hmm... A fox... Fox... holes?

[Dig a hole underground]

{For Beat}

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee SLAM!!!

The ship crashes into the ArchFiend's Fortress. Villain is sitting at the front desk drinking an energy drink. He quickly but calmly puts the can down and waits. MM takes Beat out of the ship.

MM "YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT!"

Villain "Believe that Beat is alive, believe you have interesting news, or believe you found someone who'll fix that damage?"

MM "We have news! Jackuval's Base is secretly the Mall! We gotta destroy it!"

Villain "That can't be it because the Mall isn't in the middle of wherever you found it according to the tracker."

MM "Dammit! He's right! Curses, Beat!"

Villain "I see this is becoming a concern. I'll help you with this one. I needed to get out of the Fortress."

[Go somewhere in the Fortress]
[Fly somewhere random]
[Do nothing]












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{For Goral}

Goral goes through the door and...surprisingly finds himself on solid ground. He's standing on a large field. Looks like the Base is floating in the Lake. There is a refridgerator on the right.

[Walk around a little]
[Call out for someone]
[Start a wildfire]
[Open the refrigerator]
[Destroy the refrigerator]
[Go back into the Base]
[Do nothing]












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{For Renn}

Renn digs a hole underground. 2 minutes later he appears on a stage with Sonic the Hedgehog and 2 other hedgehogs playing instruments and singing.



Catchy tune. The rock music somehow shoots Renn thousands of feet into the air. He then lands on top of a large Base.

[Enter via the ventilation shaft]
[Jump back down and listen to more rock]
[Sing something loudly]
[Headbang to unfit music]
[Do nothing]

[Open the refrigerator]

{For Goral}

Inside the fridge is...WOAH...There's some temple and a weird thing.

Thing "Zuul!"

It disappears moments later, and the fridge fills up with Mountain Dew Game Fuel.

[TAKE ALL THE FREAKIN' DRINKS]
[Blow the fridge up]
[Dive into the fridge]
[Close the fridge]
[Do nothing]

[TAKE ALL THE FREAKIN' DRINKS]