Insane RP Adventure 3: Insert Epic Title Here

[Go down and investigate]

Renn (inconspicuously whispering): Could THIS be where I find the answers to my questions???

{For Beat}

Beat walks through door III and...gets caught in some kind of spiderweb like thing. Well fudge. MM giggles.

MM "Hah! You just got caught in our trap!"

Suddenly, Jackuval appears! Oh noes!

Jackuval "Good work! I knew I could depend on you."

He pets MM on the head and she takes off skipping and humming happily.

"Now then...Tell me where the others are."

[Tell him because you somehow know]
[Don't tell him]
[Yell obscenities]
[Call MM back]
[Struggle in vain]
[Plead not guilty]
[Do nothing]












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{For Goral}

Pwned. Goral beats the zombie. That's when more appear.

[Do stuff]
[Surrender]
[Do nothing]












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{For Paymon}

The attacks do stuff.

The Cyberdemon Turtle fires 3 rockets at the Mermen and shoots Paymon and Zaebos for 60 Damage. Owie.

[Do stuff]












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{For Renn}

Inside, Renn jumps down and is immediately apprehended by the clone person. LAME! The clone drags him off and shoves him in a closet without a lock on it.

[Do stuff]

Paymon: How much life does this asshole have?!
Zaebos: ...If he doesn't go down this time... it's over for us... He may... be immune to poison itself... but that doesn't rule out burning... and impact damage...
Zaebos [LP Ability]
Acid oozes from Zaebos's body as well as gas. The acid takes form of a green slimy doppelganger of the original Zaebos, the gas also forms to creates a cloudy doppleganger of the original Zaebos.
Gaseous Zaebos: ...Now...
Acidic Zaebos: ...Perish...
Acidic Zaebos [Fight]
Acidiz Zaebos fires a stream of acid onto the turtle. The extreme acidity of the liquid burns through the beast's flesh.
Gaseous Zaebos: [Fight]
Gaseous Zaebos blast a stream of wind scythes made from it's gas and cutting up the beast.
Paymon: I don't wanna rely on Kil'Jaedan or I will die anyways, the succubi twins could help in a last struggle, but I think Tarkol will let us hold out a bit longer.
Paymon [Summon]
Tarkol the imp appears for 20 LP.
Tarkol: Aw shucks, I'm a little guy...
Tarkol [LP ability]
Tarkol gives all allies Blood Pact, increasing Health and Max by 50.
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Paymon:
HP: 75/85
LP: 40/100
Strength: 20/20
Gain: 10/10

Acidic Zaebos: 80/90
LP: 10/50
Strength: 60/60

Gaseous Zaebos: 80/90
LP: 10/50
Strength: 60/60

Tarkol: 100/100
LP: 30/50
Strength: 10/10
Gain: 30/30

[Do stuff]
"hmm..... well according to the laws of this place, this chain-gun does not fire bullets...... so......"
*Goral takes off his chainmail belt and shoves it in the gun*
"lets see how you like the taste of this!"
*as sweat drops from his forehead he pulls the trigger*

{For Goral}

Goral pulls the trigger and bullets rapidly shoot out from the Chaingun as it spins. Hallelujah, something that really is what it's supposed to be! The zombies go down one by one, but they keep on coming.

Wait, what's that?! Pimps wearing different color hats and robes are coming out of the lake and fighting the zombies with their fists! WTF, Mate!

[Do stuff]












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{For Paymon}

The attack does 100 Damage!

The Cyberdemon Turtle, noticing it's outnumbered, makes a loud, strange sound and fires a large green ball of light and energy that hits Paymon and explodes, hitting everyone in the group (Save the Kitsune Chick) for 70 Damage! Holy crap, this move must mean you're almost there!

...This is also a good time to notice that the Kitsune Chick has been saying something Japanese quietly to herself...

[Do stuff]

[Do stuff]
*leave while they are fighting*

just 100 damage? Zaebos did his LP special...

{For Goral}

He leaves while they do stuff. SUDDENLY, MM GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND!

MM "HI ARMOR GUY! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!"

She drags him into a helicopter and ties him with chains to the passenger seat. They take off to a place and she kicks Goral out of the helicopter and he lands into a round arena like place with 5 doors around him. The chains break when he hits the ground and he can move again.

[Go to door 1]
[Go to door #2]
[Go to door III]
[Go to door quatro]
[Go to door ko (I think)]
[Do nothing












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{For Paymon}

This Cyberdemon turtle is apparently resistant against burning and poison. Sorry.

The Cyberdemon Turtle moves back a bit and thinks about it's next move.

[Do stuff]

Paymon: Damn this guy...
Acidic Zaebos: ...Final shot...
Paymon [Fight]
Paymon blasts a shadow bolt at the turtle.
Gaseous Zaebos [Fight]
Acidic Zaebos [Fight]
Both forms of Zaebos strike the turtle with their claws.
Tarkol [Fight]
Tarkol fire a fire blast at the turtle.
Paymon:
HP: 5/85
LP: 30/100
Strength: 20/20
Gain: 10/10

Acidic Zaebos: 80/90
LP: 10/50
Strength: 60/60

Gaseous Zaebos: 10/90
LP: 10/50
Strength: 60/60

Tarkol: 30/100
LP: 30/50
Strength: 10/10
Gain: 30/30

{For Paymon}

OUCHIE! The attacks do 230 Damage

The Cyberdemon Turtle fires it's Super Chaingun uber fast and deals 4 Damage to Paymon, 79 Damage to Acidic Zaebos, 10 damage to Gaseous Zaebos, and 30 Damage to Tarkol. Cripes.

[Do stuff]

Paymon: If this does not work!
Paymon: [Fight]
Paymon fires a shadow bolt at the beast.
Upon Gaseous Zaebos's defeat, it returns into Acidic Zaebos's and he returns to normal
Zaebos: [Fight]
Zaebos strikes the turtle.

Paymon:
HP: 1/85
LP: 20/100
Strength: 20/20
Gain: 10/10

Zaebos: 1/90
LP: 10/50
Strength: 60/60

[Go to door]
*for two minuets as he speaks a black bar appears over his mouth and a long choppy bleep is heard*

[Yell obscenities]

Beat: WHAT THE F*CKERING F*CKING SHIT IS THIS FU*KADOODLING A**F*CKING MOTHERF*CKERSH*T F*CK YOU F*CKING UP MY HAIR F*CKERING F*CK A C*CK

{For Beat}

Jackuval walks away and 2 female ghosts appear. Hey, it's that one from earlier!

Female Ghost 1 "Aw look, he's stuck in the webbing!"

Female Ghost 2 "Yeah! Let's play!"

[Summon ghost hands to help out]
[Bribe them somehow]
[Call MM for help]
[Struggle]
[Curse loudly]
[Go to sleep]
[Tell Sync to do something]
[Do nothing]












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{For Goral}

Suddenly, door III opens up and Beat is suck in some kind of spiderweb-like substance. 2 female ghosts are looking at him.

[Go over and help]
[Call out to Beat]
[Call out to the Ghosts]
[Throw something at Beat]
[Go through one of the doors]
[Tell MM to take you out of here]
[Do a barrel roll]
[Do nothing]












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{For Paymon}

The attacks do 120 Damage!

OH NOES! It fires 6 rockets at the group!

Suddenly, the Kitsune Chick closes her red umbrella and puts her left hand forward. A large barrier appears and it reflects the rockets and they hit the Cyberdemon Turtle!

{VICTORY!}

The CDT goes bang kaboom and explodes in a red mist.

[Keep on riding]
[Thank the Kitsune Chick]
[Do a victory dance]
[Sleep]
[Jump off the raft]
[Do nothing]

Paymon: Okay, we nearly got killed and I lost my minions, care to explain to me why you took so long to intervene? And where are our EXP points!! GARRRR!!!
[Sleep]

[Throw something at Beat]
*flame thrower repair kit hits blaze between the eyes*

{For Beat}

Goral appears inside the area and throws a Flammenwerfer Repair Kit at Beat that hits him in the face and gets him more tangled up.

[Do stuff]











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{For Goral}

The thing hits Beat square in the face and he gets even more tangled up (P.S. Why'd you say it hit blaze between the eyes?)

[Do stuff]












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{For Paymon}

As Paymon slept, he reviewed what happened over the course of his adventure and leveled up!

Paymon wakes up in the middle of a forest next to Zaebos. Looks like the Mermen dropped you off here.

[Wake Zaebos up]
[Don't wake Zaebos up]

[Go left]
[Go right]
[Go straight]
[Climb a tree]
[Dig a hole]
[Light Zaebos' pants on fire]
[Do nothing]

[Wake Zaebos up]
[Go straight]

{For Paymon}

As Paymon tries to wake up Zaebos, a large plant sneaks up from behind and swallows Paymon up to his waist. His upper body is still outside of the plant, but suddenly Zaebos turns to ashes. A fake?!

[Do something]
[Let it eat you]
[Go to sleep]
[Do nothing]

[Do something]
Paymon: I'm not ready to start pushing up daisies...
Paymon fires a fire blast at the plant.

[Throw something at Beat]
*throws sword*

(PS: wtf?)

[Summon ghost hands to help out]
[Curse loudly]

Beat kicks the air with his other foot, and a ghost hand appears and slams away the sword coming at Beat.

Beat: WHAT THE F*CKERING F*CK DUDE

{For Beat}

The ghost hand knocks the sword away into the ghosts, defeating them. Then the sword comes down and slices the webbing, making Beat fall deeper and getting him more entangled. Suddenly the opening closes and it's completely dark. In the darkness he can feel something removing him footwear.

[Struggle in vain]
[Panic and thrash violently (AKA Struggle in vain 2)]
[Call out to someone]
[Summon ghost hands]
[Fall asleep]
[Do nothing]












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{For Goral}

Beat summons a ghost hand that blocks the sword, but it sends the sword flying up. When it comes down he falls deeper into the webbing. Before Goral can see much more, the door closes shut. Drat, there goes your sword...NOT! You still have it.

[Go to a door]
[Call out to Beat]
[Call out to the ghosts]
[Do a barrel roll]
[Go to sleep]
[Do nothing]












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{For Paymon}

The fireball defies the laws of physics and reflects off the plant onto a tree that suddenly turns to water that lands on the plant and makes it bigger. Fortunately there seems to be a vine Paymon can reach.

[Reach the vine]
[Summon something]
[Attack the plant]
[Curse loudly]
[Tell Zaebos to get his mummy wrapped ass over here and do something]
[lawl at the last option]
[Do nothing]

[Go to a door]
"huh, I was sure that would cut it."

[Tell Zaebos to get his mummy wrapped ass over here and do something]
Paymon: ZAEBOS!! GET OVER HERE AND GIVE ME SOME PESTICIDES!!!
[lawl at the last option]