Insane RP Adventure 3: Insert Epic Title Here

Alan picks up Beat.

Alan "Quick, get up! We have to find a way to stop Jackuval before he crushes us all!"

He looks at their ranks and thinks.

Alan "Wait a minute, where's..."

MM "HELP!"

Suddenly, ghosts are bringing MM to the ceiling. Her gravity shifts and she becomes pinned to the ceiling. In the process, she drops the dual Skorpion submachine guns she was about to use. Alan catches them with ghost hands.

Alan "Beat, use these guns on Jackuval! If I'm right, his ghosts are powering him up and magnifying his strength. These guns are loaded with anti-ghost rounds, so fire at him!"

Alan starts shooting his Tommy Gun at Jackuval. As he does, Jackuval starts gaining a blue afterimage.

*fires again*

Beat sarts blasting at Jackuval.

Beat: PEWW PEW PEW PEWWW!!

MM starts laughing like crazy. We all know what's happening, so let's ignore it for now and focus on not dying. Sorry MM!

Jackuval's afterimage grows apart and soon several ghosts exit his body. He returns to his former self.

Alan "Everyone, give him one simultaneous attack!"

Alan runs towards Jackuval and summons 4 ghost hands

*kick*

Beat's hair combusts, and he rapidly runs to Jackuval, then, just before getting to him, he spins and kicks his face from the right side with his left foot. As both of his feet hitted the ground, he then made his attack a combo by slamming Jackuvals head with Rhyme's shealth, then ending it all with a super cool and awesome pose.

haven't we done this ending? with zoda?

ok, my comp was down for 2 weeks so u may need to fill me in on what i missed

I used your body as a weapon/tool.

edit: in the virtual reality RP.

{Previously in IRPA 3}

Alan "Come on, MM! The British are coming!"

MM "Jon Adams, you lazy bastard!"

[Cuts to next scene]

Japanese Guy "Katana Famicom kamikaze sushi miso ramen teriyaki sake!"

Villain "Get back! He said he's gonna kill us all!"

[Cut to next scene]

Everyone "TAAAAAAAANK! Throw a molotov, but watch out for the Witch!"

[Cut to next scene]

Alucard "Scotty, beam me up!"

MM "It's worse than that, he's dead, Al! Dead, Al! Dead, Al!"

Villain "It's life Al, but not as we know it. Now as we know it. Not as we know it."

[Cut to next scene]

Jackuval "Mr. Alan. It is inevitable!"

[Several Jackuval clones come out and Alan pulls a pole out of the ground]


And now for the thrilling conclusion!

(Wait, did any of that actually happen?)

{Basically, we defeated Jackuval, so now land the finishing blow!}

Paymon: Ain't that a &$%^&...
Shabriri: You know what this means?
Pamon: What?
Shabriri: We are now the main villains. For the Red Hand!
Zaebos jumps in to the scene and throws a smoke bomb.
Zaebos: ...Farewell... fools...
The three disappear in the cloud of smoke laughing maniacally.

Alan rushes in and his ghost hands strike at the same time. Jackuval is caught between all of their attacks and he flies into the air like in a fighting game and slams into the ground painfully.

Alan "We did it! Auf wiedersehen, Jackuval!"

The ghosts surround Jackuval and pick up their fallen master. Suddenly, they all disappear. The people who were captured all pour into the room.

Guy "You guys did it! Don't ask how we know when we were in the other room all making a ruckus to get here, but we know you defeated Jackuval and saved our lives!"

{20 minutes later}

Evac choppers and such arrive to pick up the 80+ people who were locked up in Jackuval's Base and take them to the safe grounds below.

Alan "Now that that's out of the way, we should take Jackuval's stuff and probably destroy it. The completed poison making equipment could prove to be a terrible weapon."

He looks at the people around him.

"Wait, whatever happened to Shabriri and Paymon? Did they disappear?"

They enter the main laboratory where everything is around. Look at that, all the different vials full of chemicals and static displays that probably do nothing but look flashy. There it is...there's a giant vat full of the dreaded poison. It's so large it's taking up half the laboratory and nearly reaches the ceiling. With this much, one could probably take over the world...

[Start destroying the poison]
[Sneak some of the poison]
[Step up and claim you shall rule the world with this stuff]
[Break a hole in the vat if that's possible]
[Swim in the vat]
[Start a fight for no good reason]
[Leave the laboratory]
[Do nothing]

[Sneak some of the poison]

Beat grabbed a bottle and eyes it for a while. He then looked around to see if anyone was watching, and put it in his bag.

Suddenly a mob of men in red robes enter the room being accompanied by Zaebos.
Zaebos: ...We shall... take the poisons... and use them to research for... a vaccination...
Red Hand Cultist: We shall escort this all to the Red Hand Temple.
[Step up and claim you shall rule the world with this stuff]
Zaebos: I assure you... by rule the world... we mean save the world... with a cure...

Suddenly, everyone hears loud clapping. Jerry, who had disappeared during the final battle, walks into the room, clapping very loudly for one person.

Jerry "Well done. You defeated Jackuval and reached the poison. Whoever your cult is, however, they shall not be taking it at all. On the contrary, this poison belongs to me..."

Suddenly, Jerry explodes in a bloody red mist and in his place is a tall figure with a 2 horned helmet covering his face leaving 2 glowing yellow eyes wearing armor and a purple cape appears.

Zoda "...Zoda!"

Alan "Oh Hell, it can't be..."

Zoda "Yes, it's me, Creator! Now that you've defeated the person in my way, I can destroy your planet by raining it on everything! None shall survive!"

Alan "None shall survive...if we don't stop you!"

Alan looks at Zaebos.

"Hey Zarboss or whatever your name is, can you hold off on taking it and help us defeat the real big boss?"

[Yes]
[No]
[Silence]
[Join Zoda]
[Leave]
[Do nothing]

Beat was staring at Zoda.

Beat: (fucking shit...) ...actually I just wanted some cool stuff I can assassinate people with.

[Join Zoda]
"muah ha ha ha!"
*stabbs zoda in the back*
"my trophy!"
*grabs zoda's helmet and begins pulling on it.*

Zoda instantly shifts his weight and Goral's body turns. He then gets impaled on Zoda's shoulder spike. Ouch.

Zoda "Foolish knight, you shall perish!"

He shoots a purple ball of energy at Goral and turns him into a boar.

Beat hops onto Gorals back, and slaps his bottom twice.

Beat: Run, piggy, run!

*lays there thinking "what happened to the suit?"*

Zaebos: ...It is only fitting... that the Red Hand... seizes the title of "main villain" from... its current holder...
Paymon: You're going down assclown.
Shabriri: Now DIE!!!

Zoda "Cultists? How pathetic."

Zoda fires the purple balls of energy at Paymon, Zaebos, and Shabriri

[To make this a fair fight, 2 have to leave the battle, so pick whoever you want to fight]

????: I will fight in their place.
Paymon: Master?!
The leader of the Red Hand cult emerges in crimson splendor. The Blood Prophet Nowe Reiketsu.
Nowe: You three, collect the poisons, I will deal with Zoda.

Creator "Geeze, the people in your cult come straight the f*** out of nowhere out of your creator's ass, don't they? Not that I have a problem with that."

Zoda creates a giant wall of fire that blocks the poison off so people can't reach it.

Alan "Uh oh, I hope that doesn't melt the vat...that would suck."

Alan shoots his Tommy Gun at Zoda and hurts him a bit, but Zoda suddenly flies across the room and ground level and charges into Alan, slamming him into the ground. He then grabs Nowe by the throat.

Nowe: Hmm... it seems I am helpless now, oh wait!
Zoda squeezes so hard that blood comes from Nowe's neck. The blood trails down Zoda's arm and sinks into Zoda's skin.
Nowe: *jumps out of Zoda's grip* Let me introduce you to my power... blood manipulation.
The blood makes its way through Zoda's blood stream and Nowe channels it into Zoda's organs.
Nowe: My blood is AB positive, perhaps poisonous enough, if not....
The blood hardens and constricts Zoda's organs with a loud crunch.