Happy Birthday, Robert!

Alan "When I was your age, we had...nevermind. Anyways, happy birthday."


[Gives you an M1911]

wow, you actually made one for someone you know.

Happy birthday, hope it's a good'n!

I'd draw you a picture if it just wouldnt be that my scanners pretty much fuckadoodle T _ T

But hay, happy b-day! Kitty says meow, also.

tell kitty *scratches behind ears*

kitty says purr c:

tell kitty (puts room temperature milk in a boll)

NO D: < He already had some of my blueberry pie! XD Want sum?

you gave a cat pie but no milk to wash it down with?

Yes XD But actually you see you cant really let cats drink milk, at least not milk that isn't like "catmilk". The milk us people drink is processed milk, lots of this and that is done to it, and the cat tummy usually cant take it, and yay, what do we get? We get diarrhea. They can drink like nonprocessed milk as much as they want, but, sadly, we dun have any XD

I don't drink milk cause it is from other animals and we aren't meant to drink it. I don't let that stop me from eating cheese tho cause no way in hell am I having a cheese-less pizza.

XD Yes well it aint very natural thats for sure. I do still drink it lots tho, but mostly cause thats how I have always been doin. Just how we does it in finland c:

here, we drink soda, it is a lot cheaper here than in Mexico cause they only have the glass bottles.

Oh I love glass botles. Rather rare here in finland. Except now the coca-cola company has started remaking them for like shops all around finland.

yeah, it taste better in the glass. Jones soda also has glass bottles. and they use natural sugar.

^^ sounds good c: I'm pretty much a sugar addict myself > _ > Attemping to decrease the amounts of it I eat. XD

yeah the fake processed stuff can give you diabetes cause we haven't learned to replicate food perfectly and your body doesn't know what to do with it.