Insane RP Adventure 3: Insert Epic Title Here

Beat: Am fine thank you. I mean, after all that reckless driving, of course I am e __ e'' Was on my way to the Archfiend fortress in the middle of nowhere singing "15 men on the dead man's chest" and then this lil girly here came and surprised me... in the middle of nowhere. And chu? Aaaand no. Yes. Maybe. No. Nooot really. But yes how are you? Saving lotsa asses lately?

{For Beat}

Alan "Yes, you're one of the few people who know I'm a superhero. Since MM moved in, she joined me in a fight against evil. She mostly does it to beat up weak people, which is fine by me. She has saved a good lot of people, though, so she's good."

MM "I'm damn good!"

They talk and notice that someone has entered.

Alan "Ah, looks like we have a visitor. Be orderly, MM. Hi, I'm Alan. This is Beat, and that down there yelling is MM. I hope you don't get any awkward thoughts since you just walked into a strange scenario, but yes, how do you do?"

[Talk]
[Help MM]
[Attack the guy]
[Go to a room]
[Leave]
[Do nothing]









{For Karasu}

Karasu arrives in front of Alucard's House: A 2 story house with steps leading to the second floor. It's got a garage on the right and the fence looks old.

Karasu steps inside. It's a decently decorated house. There's a room to the right, and to the left and forward it leads to the living room, kitchen, 2 rooms, and some stairs going down.

In the living room there are 2 guys and a girl. The girl is tied up with blue rope-like things and the guys are just hanging around.

Girl "Dammit, Alan! Untie me this instant so I can kick your ass! Beat, help!"

Alan? "Don't please. You know how crazy she is. You lived with her before you left the Fortress, remember? I'm pretty sure that even as her boyfriend she won't cut you any breaks."

Girl "That's a lie!!!"

Alan "Ah, looks like we have a visitor. Be orderly, MM. Hi, I'm Alan. This is Beat, and that down there yelling is MM. I hope you don't get any awkward thoughts since you just walked into a strange scenario, but yes, how do you do?"

[Talk]
[Help MM]
[Attack the guys]
[Go to a room]
[Sit down on the couch and kick back]
[Ask for something]
[Do a dance]
[Leave]
[Do nothing]

Paymon: [LP Special] Demonic Summoning: Abyss, the Voidwalker at the cost of 40 LP.

Abyss: What do you want from me?
Paymon: There is a doucher and his dragon trying to kill me. Respond in kind!
Abyss: As you wish.
Paymon: [Fight]
Paymon blasts the dragon with a shadow blast costing 10 LP.
Abyss: [Assist]
Abyss Uses "Harnessing Shadows" to block the sight of Paymon commanding all foes to only attack Abyss.
Paymon:
HP: 70
LP: 50
Strength: 20
Gain: 10
Abyss:
HP: 80
LP: 10
Strength: 60

[Buy something]

Magnum: An M1911 Magnum from Word War II. Does 75 Damage per shot. {550 Money}

Store guy: So that makes 275 with 50% discount.

Mia happily hands over the money as she stares at the gun with a big grin.
Oh and i'll need ammo for this one too :]

Store guy: 375 then

Mia: Yipee! Then again I still have money so i'll buy a dagger too since it's discreet.

Store guy: well then, it comes to 525

[mia forks over the money]

Mia yells 'Hooray for weapons!' as she swiftly leaves the store.

Renn: What are you maniacs doing?? Whatever it is, it looks like YOU started this!

With this realization, Renn decides to

[Help the guy],

flinging out the remote control from before and pressing the "pause" button, causing Belial to violently seize up, injuring itself!

{For Paymon and Renn}

Renn's attack deals 80 Damage!

Paymon's attack deals 45 Damage!

Paymon can't be seen! All attacks towards him will hit his guard!

Teen "Running away are you, you cowardly chump? Fine, I'll just kick your shadow summons ass!"

The Teen summons a Chess Knight that slams into Abyss for 40 Damage!

Belial shot armor from it's mouth in the air, landing on Abyss and Renn for 30 Damage!

[Attack]
[Item]
[LP Special]
[Special Move]
[Call for help]
[Negotiate]
[Surrender]
[Run]
[Do nothing]












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{For Mia}

Mia returns to the City Triangle. Suddenly, someone talks to Mia. It's a guy.

Guy "Hey, excuse me. Uh..."

He pulls out a gun and is holding it backwards, pointing it at himself.

"Give me all your Money!"

[Fight]
[Shoot him]
[Dare him to shoot]
[Call for help]
[Run away]
[Do nothing]

I bet you don't have the guts to pull the trigger
Mia smirked.

Paymon: [Attack]
From the shadows Paymon inflicts the teen with Curse of Agony for 10 LP. The curse deal heavy shadow damage to him each turn.
Abyss: [Attack]
Abyss strikes Belial.
Paymon:
HP: 70
LP: 40
Strength: 20
Gain: 10
Abyss:
HP: 10
LP: 10
Strength: 60

{For Mia}

Guy "Oh yeah? Hah!"

He fires his gun and, as expected, he shoots himself. Right in the chest, and he does it three times!

Guy "Mein busen!"

The guy falls over with a pool of blood steadily becoming wider beneath him.

{VICTORY! Got 25 XP!}

The Guy had a Sandvich: Perfectly untouched!

[Take the Sandvich]
[Leave the Sandvich]

[Kick the guy while he's down]
[Drink some of his blood]
[Drag the corpse to a dumpster]
[Burn him with Telekinesis even though that's probably not possible]
[Sit on him and eat a Sandvich]
[Do nothing]

After doing that stuff, if you want...

[Go somewhere else]












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{For Renn and Paymon}

Belial swallows Abyss whole (how'd he do that?!). Abyss was defeated!

The Teen sees Paymon and does a super flying kick that does 45 Damage!

The Teen takes 30 Damage from Curse of Agony.

{VICTORY! Got 45 XP!}

Teen "NEIN, SO WAS!!!"

The Teen grasps his chest like he's having a heart attack and jumps in the air, landing right on his face. Belial then shortly after falls over. Looks like they're down for the count.

{10 seconds later}

Ding! Victory!

The Teen dropped a book!

[Take the book]
[Leave the book]

{After that}
[Talk the stranger]
[Attack the stranger]
[Hug the stranger like an overly friendly person]
[Kick the Teen while he's down]
[Slip the Teen into Belial's mouth while they're both out]

Then...

[Go somewhere else]
[Do nothing]

[Take the book]
Paymon: Abyss returns from where I pulled him from following his death, now worries.
[Slip the Teen into Belial's mouth while they're both out]
Paymon: What a prick, but at least the occult shop is safe now.
[Go somewhere else]

{For Paymon}

You crack open Belial's mouth and you slip the Teen inside. You see a lump go mid-way into Belial's body. Haha, sucker!

[Go to the Weapon Store]
[Go to the Item Shop]
[Go to the Occult Store (Now Open)]
[Go to the Restaurant]
[Go to the Job Center]
[Go to Alucard's House]
[Go to the ArchFiend's Fortress]
[Go to the Lake]
[Go to the River]
[Go to the Warehouse]
[Attack the next person you see]
[Yell at someone for no good reason]
[Lie down and go to sleep]
[Do nothing]

[Talk]

Beat: ...tell me where Alan's cookie jar is and I will help you, MM!
Sync: Meowwww!

(deffinetly not liek ignoring the visitors)

[Talk to the Shop Owner]

...I'll need ammo for this. puts up m1911 MK II.

{For Beat}

MM "I have a cookie jar, but Alan doesn't. If I give you a cookie, will you help me?"

Alan (To Karasu) "So uh, what's your name again? I didn't quite catch it."












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{For Goral}

Owner "Ammo, huh? Well...ya gotta pay for it."

Uh oh, Goral doesn't have any Money! No one started with cash.

[Leave]
[Talk]
[Try to talk him into giving you free ammo]
[Offer to do something for him]
[Start robbery]
[Steal something]
[Call that girl back here]
[Do nothing]

Beat: Three cookies and a trip to the movies with you including a kiss and I winn help you! C:

{For Beat}

MM "Sure thing, NOW UNTIE ME, GODDAMMIT!"

Beat: KK C:

Beat supercoolishly cuts the ropes with a just one slash of his sword, Rhyme. Wich is, like, cool.

{For Beat}

MM "Aw, thank you, Beat! You're so sweet!"

MM hugs Beat and kisses him on the cheek.

"And you know you don't have to take advantage of a situation like that to do things with me. I'd do 'em with you anyways!"

MM pulls a cookie jar from under the table and hands Beat 3 cookies.

[Beat got Cookies!]

MM "Let's go!"

MM drags Beat out the front door.

MM "I know a good movie we can watch! It just came out!"

She take him to her car and drives to the movies.

[2 1/2 hours later]

MM "Wow! Tao did avenge Bang in the end! That was the best movie ever! We gotta see it again sometime!"

MM drives Beat to a cliffside. It's night time already. How romantic.

[Smooch]

Suddenly, something large comes over the edge of the cliff. It's a big robot with 4 legs and a guy sitting on top.

Evil Scientist Who Conveniently Attacks After the Cute Kissing Part and Not Before Like Everyone Else Does "HAHAHA! Die, you damn teenage punks! What are YOU going to do about it?!?!"

MM "Gr...His robot's leg is on my car! He's gonna scratch the paint even though it's bullet resistant!"

MM picks up a rock and hits the Scientist Dude's glasses, breaking one of the lenses in his eyes.

Scientist "OW!!!! That's it! Die, schweinhund!"

MM "Right back at you, scheissekopf!"

{BATTLE!}

Evil Scientist and His Fantastic Robot Mech.

HP: 200
LP: 30
Strength: 25-35

A jackass scientist who's being a prick. Show him who is the boss!

MM sprouts her fox ears and fox tail.

MM "They don't do anything, I just like showing off."

MM shoots a fireball from a lighter she has that deals 55 Damage!

[Attack]
[Item]
[LP Special]
[Special Move]
[Call for help]
[Defend]
[Negotiate]
[Surrender]
[Run]
[Do nothing]












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{For Karasu}

Beat frees MM and she drags him out the front door.

MM "I know a good movie we can watch! It just came out!"

Alan and Karasu are alone.

Alan "So uh, yeah, how you doing?"

[Talk]
[Attack]
[Capture]
[Do a dance]
[Sit down on the couch and kick back]
[Steal a paper clip]
[Leave]
[Leave by jumping out a window]
[Do nothing]

Beat: Well then. Been some time since da last fightoe!

[LP Special]

Beat drew a spiral with his left arm that in the end touched his right hand, then pulling the two far away from each other, creating a small then suddenly disappearing flame! He then jumped at the scientist to do a finishing flamy blast of doomy pingas! (Wait... what?)

Mia: Uhh...untouched sammich. Still, ewwww. I'll pass that offer up.
Anywaysss I guess I'll just go to Alucard's house now!

Mia strolls to alucards house

[Go to the Occult Store (Now Open)]

{For Beat}

Beat's attack does 90 Damage!

The Mech fires chainguns at Beat and MM that do 35 Damage!

MM "Meanie!"

MM throws a grenade that blows up in the scientist's face for 55 Damage!

{VICTORY!!!}

The scientist's mech begins to stumble backwards. Soon it falls off the cliff.

Scientist "MEIN GOTT IN HIMMEL!"

MM "Yay! We won! You're weak, Scientist!"

MM hugs Beat.

"You haven't lost your touch =)"

[Go somewhere else]
[Hug MM again]
[Jump off the cliff after the scientist]
[Tell MM to drive after him]
[Summon the Firehawk and own stuff]
[Ask MM to summon a ride]
[Lean your head on MM's shoulder and go to sleep]
[Do nothing]












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{For Paymon}

Paymon approaches the front door. It's a double door that's emitting some kind of dark green light. It automatically opens when he approaches. Is it magic, or automatic?

Inside, it's full of keen and interesting objects. There is a guy behind the counter in blue robes with a large straw hat with a point on top that covers his eyes, yellowish light-like things where his eyes are.

Owner "Welcome. Buy Stuff. Look like part of group. Discount. Sense that you don't have Money."

Sands of Time: Go back 3 posts to do something else [350 Money]

Magic Book: Teaches you how to use life eroding ice as an element for a weapon. [500 Money]

Vial of Red Potion: Strong healing potion. Fully recovers HP [550 Money]

Vial of Blue Potion: Strong mana potion. Fully recovers LP [650 Money]

Vial of Pure Water: Water blessed by fairies. Fully recovers HP and LP [800 Money]

Hm...looks like Paymon has no Money at the moment.

[Ask for a free item]
[Steal something]
[Start a robbery]
[Leave]
[Do nothing]













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{For Mia}

Mia arrives in front of Alucard's House: A 2 story house with steps leading to the second floor. It's got a garage on the right and the fence looks old.

Mia steps inside. It's a decently decorated house. There's a room to the right, and to the left and forward it leads to the living room, kitchen, 2 rooms, and some stairs going down.

There are two people in the living room: One ninja kinda guy and another guy wearing a black hat and trench coat.

Alan "Another guest? Huh. Hi, I'm Alan. You are..."

[Talk]
[Hug one of them]
[Attack them]
[Ignore them and go to one of the rooms]
[Sit down on the couch and kick back]
[Ask for a snack or drink]
[Start trashing the place]
[Leave]
[Leave by jumping out a window]
[Do nothing]

[Go to the Occult Store (Now Open)]
[Talk to Paymon]

Renn: Hello sir, excuse me but I'm a bit rusty at introducing myself lately. Things seem to have been more vice-versa since I "changed"... But I'll try. The name's Renn Eillnatz, Long Live the New Flesh, brother. You know anything about that thing we just whacked, or about the Archfiends? I've got a little cash if you want to make a deal.

[Talk]
"what the hell happened to all my money from IRPA II!?!?

{For Goral}

Owner "What the hell's IRPA? You know what, just here, take 8 bullets. I hope you're not crazy enough to shoot yourself with them. Then again, I assume if that doesn't happen, your guns going to explode in your face. Now please leave. Auf wiedersehen."

[Talk]
[Sell something]
[Start robbery]
[Leave]
[Do nothing]