IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

{For Beat}

The FireHawk shoots off and Beat arrives at Alucard's House. Knocking on the door, MM opens it and hugs Beat. "HI BEAT!" She exclaims as she quickly drags him inside and sits him on the couch.

MM "It's been a while! I bet you could use a good laugh!"

MM tries to remove Beat's shoes, but has a very hard time trying to pry them off.

MM "GRR!! MRPH!! ARGH!!! Beat, could you be a sweetheart and remove your shoes please?"











{For Goral}

Suddenly, Beat returns moments after leaving and walks up to the front door. MM smiles and pulls him inside.

-board up broken window-

{For Goral}

(Uh, what's that mean? And the window was open, so it didn't break.)

Beat: No, u! Anyways, ma lurve, I've got a suggestion. You let my feet be, and we go to this some odd ass museum to go get the philosophers stone for villain also turning some stuff golden just for the joy of it, we go hijack this one huge ass top secret weapon shipment, and then we go harass some dude with our new possibly golden guns so he can fix the trampoline located on the backyard of the archfiend fortress, and then we go with all our super awesome stuff to the archfiend fortress to have tea with Villain. How about it?

shot guns were fired and no windows broke? oh well.
-take tone's shot gun-

{For Beat}

MM looks at Beat with excitement.

MM "You're taking evil more seriously now?! YAY! I KNEW YOU WOULD!"

She hugs Beat very tightly and drags him out the front door. She then Tosses Beat into the FireHawk.

"Quick, let's get to the Museum! They open in 10 minutes, so we can get a jump on them!"








{For Goral}

You pick up Tone's shotgun. Can't believe he left it behind like that.

Suddenly, MM drags Beat out of Alucard's House and tosses him into the FireHawk and jumps in behind him. Maybe if you act fast enough, you can catch them.

Beat: OKI!!!

Beat shows the thumbs up, and with MM sitting on the passangers seat, the Firehawk flies off. After a while, it crashes, spiralling, trough the museums door. I wonder how it is that he knows the way to the museum?

{For Beat}

MM "You should know because the Museum was Jackuval's place of operations in the last IRPA, silly!"

The FireHawk lands in front of the Museum doors. It's not open yet, and there are 2 guards standing in the way.

[Walk up and talk]
[Walk up and kick their asses]
[Run in and break the doors down, ignoring the guards]
[Crash your ship into the place]
[Open fire]
[Leave]
[Tickle Torture MM]
[Do nothing]









{For Goral}

They take off and escape. Ouch, too slow.

[Try to enter Alucard's House]
[Go to the City Triangle]

Beat: ...oh yeah. Explains lots actually.

[Crash your ship into the place]

The Firehawk stops in front of the museums doors, but Beat the guards, guessing it'd also be locked.

Beat: T _ T

Beat pushed a random button on the firehawk, and all of sudden, with great speed, it blasted at the doors and the guards.

"f*** this"
[cuts his had draws a symbol in the ground and summons a Wyvern]

{For Beat}

MM and Beat are now inside the museum. There are metal grates over most areas, so they can only go forward. As they go forward, MM sees the Philosopher's Stone sitting on a chair. The words "Please do not steal" are written on a sign over the stone.

MM "Psh, like that ever works. You go ahead, Beat."








{For Goral}

Goral summons a Wyvern underneath him and it's ready to go.

[Go to the City Triangle]
[Go to the ArchFiend's Fortress]
[Go to the Mall]
[Go to the Museum]
[Burninate the countryside]
[Go on a mass rampage with your wyvern]
[Fly in circles until something important comes to you because you don't feel like walking into trouble this time]
[Do nothing]

Beat: Aight! Finders, keepers.

Beat grabbed the stone, first thinking there might be a trap included but he just thought, "oh what the hell". He then guickly ran back to the firehawk, also grabbing MM wich him, just in case an indiana jonesy trap really was included.

{For Beat}

As Beat runs back to the FireHawk, suddenly a bunch of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl pop out and challenge the two!

MM "Spin around ninjas!"

MM runs forward and starts busting some ninja heads.

[Go to the ArchFiend's Fortress]

"not feel like walking into trouble? nonsense."

{For Goral}

The wyvern flies to the ArchFiend's Fortress. The Fortress we all know and love is just how it looked in all the other IRPAs.

[Enter the front door]
[Crash the wyvern through the front door]
[Have the wyvern attack the Fortress]
[Go somewhere else]
[Jump off the wyvern while in mid flight]
[Ask the flight attendant why you didn't get your peanuts yet]
[Do nothing]

[Crash the wyvern through the front door]

PS:lol.

{For Goral}

The wyvern charges face first at the entrance and...Goral and the wyvern slam face first into the large glass doors. Suddenly, the doors swing open. Looks like they have automatic doors now.

Inside, it looks the same. Only difference is the fireplace is closed up this time. To the right, the elevators go "Ding!" and footsteps are heard. Looks like the slamming into the glass doors made a lot of sound.

Beat: I knew it I tell you!!

Beat put the philosophers stone in the right pocket of his pants, and dashed at one of the ninjas, doing a 360 degree spin as he did, kicking the ninja in his face, the bottom of his feet exploding as it hit the ninjas face. He then, straight from that attack, proceeded to punch another ninja with a flaming fist.

-wave and walk away riding the big beast as if you both were supposed to be there-

{For Beat}

The ninjas explode and catch fire. They begin shouting random drivel.

Ninjas "TERIYAKI SUSHI FURI KURI NARUTO SHIGERU MIYAMOTO POKEMON!!!"

The ninjas turn completely black like in the cartoons and fall to the ground, smoke rising from them.

MM "Quick, let's get out of here!"

MM runs to the Firehawk.










{For Goral}

Suddenly, the Fortress enters lockdown mode. Metal shutters cover the windows and main entrance and Villain and Tone enter the room.

Tone "It's that armored guy from earlier."
Villain "Be careful, he's got good experience."
Tone "I still have the bruises to prove that."
Villain "I'll fight him, you fight the Wyvern."

Tone rushes to the Wyvern and fends it off with his shotgun as Villain walks up to Goral calmly.

Villain "Sorry for the lack of hospitality, but if you could simply cooperate, this will be easy. Surrender now and we'll let you go in about an hour."

Beat: Good plan!

Beat also hurries to the Firehawk wich then takes off.

Beat: Next up, hijacking a weapon shipment! Hell yeah!

"I was just about to say the same thing"

{For Beat}

The FireHawk shoots out and lands in front of the Weapon Store. Inside, MM talks to the Owner.

MM "Hey Owner guy! We're here to pick up Villain's shipment!"

Owner "Oh yes, the 300 pounds of molten magma. It's out back."

MM drags Beat to the back of the store and they see some guys wearing black leather jackets and blue pants trying to steal the magma crates.

MM "Hey! Those are ours!"

They haven't noticed the two yet. Maybe Beat and MM can sneak attack them.

[Sneak attack]
[Talk]
[Summon ship]
[Tell MM to talk to them]
[Run around in circles firing guns in random directions]
[Start dancing on rollerblades]
[Spraypaint on the ground]
[Take your pants off]
[Leave]
[Do nothing]











{For Goral}

Villain sighs and throws a chain at you.

-smacks away and draws sword-

(Beat: Molten magma? What the hell? Oh well.)

[Sneak attack]
[Take your pants off]

Beat suddenly dashes at the two, his sword out, his pants suddenly disappeared, ready to slice them up and kick their asses.

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