Alucard's Insane RP Adventure II: Zoda's Empire Strikes Back For Revenge of Metaknight

[Stay in the Fortress]
Samael: Better rest and retain my stats first... they'll show up eventually....

{For Jack}

Alan "Well I'm full, so let's go ahead and go up. Villain?"

Villain "I'd best stay here to make sure MM doesn't cause any trouble. At least Beat's liking her will probably keep her troubling tendencies at bay, but with her you never know."

Alan lets Jack take the way and they go up the stairs. After a few seconds they somehow end up jumping. After jumping, they arrive in a castle full of red carpets with a princess being held by a large spike covered turtle.

Alan "Woah, the stairs lead to Mario Land? Keen! BOWSER I ASSUME?!"

Bowser "Wha wha wha?! How do you know who...(NO! You're a professional!) *AHEM* OF COURSE YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I AM THE MIGHTY AND FEARED BOWSER! You want to save the princess? Come and get her!"

Alan "...I wanted an autograph, but fair enough!"

Alan runs up to Bowser and does a spinning uppercut, yelling "RELEASE THE BEAST!" when he does.

What do you do, Jack?

[Watch the fight]
[Join Alan]
[Join Bowser]
[Talk to Princess Peach]
[Take Princess Peach]
[Talk to the Toads standing around in fear]
[Go back into the pipe]
[Leave the castle]
[Do nothing but look at the awesome place you winded up in]











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{For Samael}

Heading to the Guest Quarters to get some rest, Samael sees a kitten going around. It's the same one that he kicked earlier. It looks like it has a letter around it's neck.

[Take the letter from the kitten]
[Kick the kitten again like a big jerk]
[Ignore the kitten and get to a bed]
[Do nothing]

[Take the letter from the kitten]
Samael: Damn Beat may be hiding somewhere.

{For the Hooded Guy}

[About 10 minutes ago]

After Villain leaves, Alan remains in the cell across the Hooded Stranger, getting the ropes binding his hands off.

Alan "Ah, finally. You look like you got pretty hurt back there. You okay?"

He says to the Hooded Stranger who still remains unconscious. Alan stands up and reaches into his trench coat and pulls out 3 pipe bombs which he uses to somehow blow a hole in the wall without getting hurt.

"Looks like my back up's here. Here friend. When you get up, use these to blow the cell bars off and get out."

Without further ado, Alan jumps out and is taken off by a Rito from Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Suddenly outside, his voice is heard.

"QUILL! Watch out!"

An explosion is heard.

[Use the pipe bombs to blow up the cell bars]
[Blow self up with pipe bombs]
[Wait for the kitten to return with help]
[Do nothing]

[Occult store]

Jack (Thinking): My God... This guy was their hostage... That girl is that turtle's hostage... Perhaaappsss...

A stroke of mad genius, Jack dashes under Bowser when he randomly jumps and runs behind him. Once out of the action, Jack encounters a red-capped Italian man, doing some celebratory jumps as he runs to save the princess.

Jack halts this rescue attempt by springing even higher than the red-capped man and leaping on top of him, comically smushing him.

[Take Princess Peach]

Jack: Brrrrrrrroookennnn TEAPOT!

Jack lifts the girl over his shoulder and runs like crazy back out to the battlefield

[Talk to the Toads standing around in fear (And extensively to Bowser)]

Jack: Okay you fools, I have the princess now! BUT, I don't want to declare war, I simply want my own prize, I want the man fighting Bowzer! And, I will give her back to whoever captures him.

[Get something]

Beat: Humnnn.... a serving of chocolate surroes for both of us, please.

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Meanwhile, at the Archfiend Fortress Cells:
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Daisuke (the hooded fellow): Well that's one nice guy... unlike the kitten... who never came back.

[Use the pipe bombs to blow up the cell bars]

Daisuke: Well then... I guess it's time I leave this place.

Daisuke proceeds to outside of the fortress.

{For Beat}

Receiving their food, the waitress says "Bon appetite!" as she hands it to them. MM immediately scarfs down all 3 churros on the plate in a matter of seconds.

MM "YAY! THOSE WERE THE BEST EVER!!! THANK YOU BEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She gives Beat a huge hug and holds him for 6 seconds. After letting go, Beat eats his churros and his HP permanently went up!

[Leave the Cafe]
[Get something else]
[Start a robbery]
[Stay here and hug MM a whole bunch]
[Do nothing]










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{For Jack and Alan}

Alan "A wha wha wha wha?"

Bowser immediately jumps up.

Bowser "HAH! This new guy probably can't even hold a candle to Mario! This'll be easy!"

The Toads are too paralyzed with fear to do anything and Mario is out cold, so Bowser is the only opponent.

Bowser punches Alan for 15 Damage!

{LP SPECIAL!}

Alan suddenly has energy surround his right hand. He rears back and instantly darts forward, punching Bowser in the face for 50 Damage while recovering 15 Health.

Alan "BURNING KNUCKLE!"

Bowser breathes fire at Alan and does 20 Damage!

Alan "FIYAH! FIYAH! FIYAH!"

Alan grabs Jack and puts down Peach so he can throw Jack at Bowser for 30 Damage!

{VICTORY! Level up!}

+10 to Strength

Bowser "Gwar!"

Bowser collapses and falls over. Alan kneels down to Princess Peach, who gives him a kiss on the cheek.

Alan "You're welcome, Princess."

He then goes over and throws Jack out the front door.

"Way to go, chucklehead! Trying to get me killed? Eh, least I'm forgiving. Let's go somewhere before you do something even more stupid that makes me crush you with my Burning Knuckle."

[Go to the Town]
[Go inside the Castle]
[Jump into the moat]
[Attack Alan]
[Talk]
[Do nothing but enjoy the great weather]












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{For Samael}

Samael grabs the letter from the kitten, which then cutely lies next to his left foot.

"I am trapped in the Cell Blocks. Please help me.

Daisuke"

[Pet the kitten]
[Pick up the kitten]
[Kick the kitten]
[Leave the kitten]

[Go to the cell blocks]
[Go to the Resting Quarters]
[Go to Beat's Room]
[Go to MM's Room]
[Go to Villain's Room]
[Exit the Archfiend's Fortress]
[Do nothing at all]










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{For Goral}

Entering the Occult Store, Goral sees a figure wearing blue robes with a large straw hat casting a dark shadow over his face. To the side there is a shady looking fellow leaning on the wall.

Store Owner "Welcome. Strange Items. Buy items. Look good. Discount."

Divine Rage - Special brass knuckles that increase one's speed, allowing 2 attacks per turn for 2 fights [600 Money]
Sands of Time - Magic time reversing hourglass. Allows you to undo up to 3 actions [750 Money]
Vial of Red Potion - A vial of powerful healing potion. Recovers all HP [750 Money]
Vial of Blue Potion - A vial of powerful magic potion. Recovers all LP [800 Money]
Vial of Pure Water - A vial of water blessed by fairies. Recovers all HP and LP [1200 Money]
Lotto Tix - Lottery tickets. Large grand prize [150 Money]

[Buy stuff]
[Sell stuff]
[Start a robbery]
[Talk to the shady figure]
[Leave]
[Do nothing but look at the keen stuff here]

[Buy stuff]
yes, I would like to buy one Vial of Pure Water, and one Divine Rage, I guess I'll take a Lotto Tix to.

[Talk]

Jack: Well exxxcuuuuse me for trying to be my best bad guy! It's not my fault that you make a good threatenable hostage or that the fellas I'm trying to join want you tied up or that giant talking turtles want to beat you up for talking to them!

I may be stupid now, BUT, once I get in with a good deal, a real lair, a few large-scale missions that will solidify my menace, I will take my revenge on Jack the Ripper and Garret Breckham and the world will see that this Jack is the worst Jack whatever jacked with 'em!

For now, I need to at least try to get a vibe going with my organization's apparent arch-enemy! If that means you, I need to defeat you, but I guess I can't...

...YET!

[Flump down and do nothing but enjoy the great weather]

[Do nothing(<=let MM decide, lawlz)]

Beat blushed a little after the hug, and stared at teh nothingness.

Samael: Eh, better see what is up...
[Go to the cell blocks]

{For Goral}

You get the stuff. Scratching off his Lotto Tix, he sees the results...

Keen! 3rd place prize! Instantly, 800 Money materializes into Goral's hands.

[Go to the City Triangle]
[Buy more stuff]
[Start a robbery]
[Talk to the shady figure]
[Do nothing]











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{For Jack and Alan}

Alan "You think the Archfiends are as serious as they seem? Half the time whenever I get captured MM just tickle tortures me until I escape. She doesn't even interrogate me at all. Otherwise, they nearly killed me a few times, but they didn't succeed."

As they sit around, Alan gives Jack some gum. Moments later, a strange blue star lands in front of them. As they look at it, what looks like a large wooden toy with a blue hood and a blue cape appears.

Geno "Pardon me, my name is Geno. That star belongs to the Star Road. It's a long explanation, but if I could just get that star, then I would be very grateful."

Alan "Sure thing. Here ya go."

Alan begins to hand it over.

[Give him the Star]
[Stop Alan from giving him the star]

If you stop him...
[Say you'll give it to him for a price]
[Start a fight with Geno]
[Start a fight with Alan]
[Run away with the star]
[Do nothing]











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{For Beat}

MM "I wanna go back and see where Alan is. I feel like tickle torturing him <3"

They go outside and surprisingly, only Villain is there.

MM "Hey! Villain! Where are Alan and Jack?"
Villain "They went up those stairs."
"And you didn't stop them?!?!"
"We don't have any plans right now, not like Alan knows where he's going."
"TT___TT You let him get away. Meanie!"

[Go up the stairs and give chase]
[Go to the restaurant]
[Go back to the other cave]
[Talk to Villain]
[Talk to MM]
[Give MM a big hug]
[Do nothing]












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{For Daisuke}

Leaving through the front door, Daisuke sees a large hole in the ground. Maybe that's what the explosion created.

[Go in the hole]
[Go around the hole to the City Triangle]
[Go back into the Fortress]
[Take a swim in the moat]
[Do nothing]












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{For Samael}

At the Cell Blocks, it looks like some people escaped. On the left a cell remains without bars and on the right a large hole in the wall is there, looking like something blew up to create it.

[Go out the hole]
[Lock self into a cell]
[Go to the Main Hall]
[Do nothing]

[Talk to MM]
[Give MM a big hug]

Beat: Bawww is awright. We can chase after him if you want!

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Meanwhile, on the gates of the Archfiend Fortress:
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Daisuke: A sudden hole... to hell with it.

[Go in the hole]

[Go to the City Triangle]

Jack: So basically these fellas are just in it to get their rocks off huh? Well, they sort of remind me of me; running around and annoying people and sometimes injuring them just to screw around with their rigid social codes... Except I don't think that's even why they do it... ...But dammit it's always something isn't it?! If these villainous societies don't have some stick-shove set of rules, they execute members on a whim, force them to be worthless pawns, commit them to zombielike servitude, or just decide to mess around with some obsessive task and amass membership until they get bored and quit!

Jack digs around under his breastplate until he finds cards for The Guild of Calamitous Intent, SPECTRE, Akatsuki Organization, and the WGA. Alan gives Jack some gum in this timeframe

Jack: Shoot, sometimes I think I should just join a carnival and rise through the ranks until I become the best sideshow attraction! That would honestly be pretty fun, I could still act like a maniac and I wouldn't have to worry about people trying to beat me up, kill me, or otherwise berate me... But what does it really accomplish? Look, hearing this startling and disappointing revelation--

A strange blue star lands in front of Jack and Alan. As they look at it, what looks like a large wooden toy with a blue hood and a blue cape appears.

Geno: Pardon me, my name is Geno. That star belongs to the Star Road. It's a long explanation, but if I could just get that star, then I would be very grateful.

Jack: Um... Go ahead, what do we care? ...I think

[Do nothing]

[Go out the hole]

{For Jack and Alan}

Alan "Well here you go."

Geno "Thank you. Please accept these 50 coins as a token of my gratitude."

He hands both of them 50 coins and runs off.

The exchange rate for coins means you got 500 Money!

[Go to the town]
[Go into the castle]
[Swim in the moat]
[Attack Alan]
[Do nothing]










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{For Beat}

MM "Yes, let's!"

MM drags Beat up the stairs. Suddenly they jump out of a pipe and into a castle with several mushroom like people and a princess wearing a pink dress standing next to the pipe. To the right a plumber wearing red with a cap that says "M" on it lies unconscious.

MM "MARIO LAND?!?! NO WAY!"

MM jumps excitedly as she looks at all the Toads and Princess Peach. They see Bowser getting away in his Klown Kar.

Bowser "More of these creeps?! Enough of this, I'm leaving!"

Bowser flies out a hole in the wall and escapes.

[Talk to Princess Peach]
[Talk to the Toads]
[Talk to MM]
[Go out the front door]
[Go back into the pipe]
[Kidnap Princess Peach]
[Hug MM]
[Do nothing but question how you got here]











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{For Samael}

Jumping out the hole, suddenly Samael finds himself falling into a large hole in the ground outside. Landing, he sees a fellow wearing a red sleeveless hoodie (just look at SCK's avatar since that's the character).

[Talk]
[Attack]
[Ignore]

[Go to the cave to the left]
[Go to the cave behind you]











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{For Daisuke}

Landing in the hole, there are 2 caves he can go to: One on the left and one behind him.

Suddenly, a stranger jumps and lands into the hole. He stands next to Daisuke.

[Talk]
[Attack]
[Ignore]

[Go to the cave to the left]
[Go to the cave behind you]

[Talk]
Samael: Who are you?

Jack: I dunno about you, but I'm going to see what the town is like around here >.>

[Go to the town]

{For Jack}

Alan "Me too."

They head down to the town, which is only a few paces away. There are a few stores and a path that leads to another area. They see a purple crocodile in a hat holding a sack.

[Go to the Item shop]
[Go to the Inn]
[Talk to the crocodile]
[Go down the trail]
[Go back to the Castle]
[Jump Alan, tie him up, then drag him back down the pipe so you can turn him in to Villain and join the Archfiends]
[Do nothing]

[Talk to the crocodile]

Jack: Holy crap, y-you're the Rollergator!! Hey man, can I have your autograph before I

[Go to the Item shop]?

{For Jack}

Croco "What? Who's that? My name's Croco, and thanks for the spring shoes and hat!"

In an instant, Croco dashes into Jack and steals his spring shoes. In another instant, He dashes into Alan and steals his hat. How'd he do that?!?!

Alan "Oooooooooh boy, you're in trouble now, son. Give me back the hat before...aw screw it, they never do, so that's it! RINGFOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!"

Alan begins to chase after him. Croco is running really fast, but Alan is just about to catch him. Damn, he must really cherish that hat of his!

[Give chase]
[Throw Alan at him]
[Tell Alan to use his special trick to catch him]
[Stand still and hope he runs in a big circle so you can catch him]
[Tell him you'll pay for it]
[Throw the Toads nearby at him]
[Do nothing since Alan'll catch that punk]

...

[Talk]

Daisuke: Daisuke J. Goto. A mercenary. And you?

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[Talk to the Toads]

Beat: Sweeeeheheheaaaaattt. Mushroom people.

Beat ducks so his head is on the level of the Toads, and pokes their little mushroom caps.