Alucard's Insane RP Adventure II: Zoda's Empire Strikes Back For Revenge of Metaknight

[Go to the door labeled "Detective Dick Tracy"]

{For Jack}

Jack leaves and meets up with the rest of the party

[Go somewhere else]
[Look around some more]
[Brag about how you got more money]
[Do nothing]












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{For Goral}

Going up to the door labeled "Detective Dick Tracy", suddenly it slams in Goral's face, sending him flying back. Moments later, a cat like person* jumps on Goral and starts clawing him rapidly. After 40 hits, she whacks him into the air. He comes down shortly after. It hurt like hell...as in 50 Damage bad.

The cat person talks to Goral. It's a girl, and it has a high pitch, cutesy, energetic voice.

??????? "Meow! You aren't going to stop Tao! Those meat buns are mine!"

She looks down at Goral. Officers pull out their guns and begin firing at her. She dodges them and their bullets and knocks them all out with neat technique.

??????? "WEE! That was fun!"

She looks up and notices a stack of meat buns on the main desk.

??????? "*Drool* Meat buns!"

The cat girl makes no hesitation and begins to quickly stuff meat buns in her mouth.

[Talk to the cat girl]
[Attack the cat girl]
[Taunt the cat girl]
[Yell at the cat girl]
[Grab a meat bun and start eating with her, thinking "Ah what the hell, this stuff will revive all that HP she beat the crap outta me"]
[Light the meat buns on fire with the torch]
[Light her on fire with the torch]
[Tell her you have more food]
[Enter the office that she jumped out of]
[Leave hoping she doesn't beat the tar out of you even more]
[Laugh at her and do nothing but watch her scarf down those meat buns like crazy]

*The cat girl

Samael: Ugh this wait is killing me!
Jackuval: What do you wanna do?
Samael: Let's throw a party and trash the place!
Jackuval: won't they be mad?
Samael: Maybe MM, but I wanna get my ol chums and some new ones and just prepare for the upcoming war!
Jackuval: Hehe

[Put the package down]

Beat put the package down and stared at it with a frightened look like what you might see Yotsuba use in Yotsuba%!.

Beat: It... is... CURSED!!

Beat rose his foot to stomp it, but Todd then broke his bottle on his head.

Todd: The fact it was brought by some half bird half man doesn't mean it's cursed. Let's just open it.
MM: YAY package!

[Open the package]

[Enter the office that she jumped out of]

{For Goral}

Goral ignores the cat girl and walks into the door she just pounced him from.

On the other side, Robert is inside a corridor in a castle. The place is pretty well lit by his torch.

Suddenly, background music starts playing and the torch starts growing dim. Oh boy...

Looking around, there are 4 doors: 3 on the second floor and one on the ground level.

As Goral examines a room, a girl appears*. She has a soft, calm voice.

Noel "Excuse me. I'm Lieutenant Noel Vermillion from the NOL. Could you tell me where I am?"

[Tell her it's Castle Shadowgate]
[Tell her it's Crowley Mansion]
[Tell her it's inside Joe's Bar]
[Tell her you don't know]
[Ask her where you are]
[Hand her your torch]*
[Attack her]
[Criticize her flat looking breasts]
[Hum the Shadowgate theme in hopes that she understands where she is]
[Hum the Running Cookie Creature theme in hopes that she understands where she is]
[Do a dance]*
[Completely ignore her and go to one of the doors]
[Leave where you came from]
[Ask her for your help]
[Do nothing]

*The Girl













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{For Jack and Beat}

Beat opens up the package and in an instant Sync hops right out of the the package into Beat's hoodie, meows, then falls asleep. Aw...that's so cute.

[Leave Skid Row]
[Talk to someone in the party]
[Throw Alan at Todd]
[Hug MM]
[Sing a song and do a dance]
[Moonwalk in place (If you can. That's hard to do!)]
[Do nothing]

Beat: AWWWWWWWWW Sync! ...how come it was in a package though... a package brought by some WEREBIRDEH!

Todd then broke another bottle of booze by hitting Beat's head with it. As revenge, Beat threw Alan at him, resulting Sync to jump onto Todd's head as well and start clawing him. Dust then rose to cover the four, Todd, Alan, Sync and Beat like in some older and even newer cartoons.

{For Jack and Beat}

In a sudden flash, a blue bolt shoots through the sky and hits the Convenience Store, causing a giant explosion. From the debris, a large being made of convenience store food packages and bottles, boxes, and broken rubble rises out and attacks the party.

{BATTLE!}

Debris Ghost

A ghost that possess an object and creates a body of several objects around it.

HP: ???
Strength: 30-50
LP: ???

The Ghost shot broken concrete at everyone for 30 Damage!

MM "COOL! GHOST!"
Ranamon "Ack! Not more dirt! DAMMIT!"
Villain "Well, this is a new one."
Alan "OW! That was, that was just ow there!"

Ranamon caused rain to fall from the sky overhead. It separated the ghost's body and a glowing lamp appears.

Villain whips the lamp with a chain for 55 Damage!

MM jump kicks the lamp for 46 Damage!

Alan shoots the lamp with his Psypher Tommy Gun for 55 Damage!

The Ghost brings itself back together

Alan "I got it! We have to bust it's body apart to attack that lamp!"

[Fight]
[Item]
[LP Special]
[Defend]
[Negotiate]
[Surrender]
[Run]
[Do nothing]

Beat: HOLY SH*T WHAT THE HELL
Todd: Awww jesus...

Todd puts his hands to his pockets, and pulls them out, accompanied by two Meat Choppers! He gave them a couple of spins and took his fighting pose.

Beat: Niiiiccce still the same stuff ehh!

Beat took out Rhyme and Road Slayer.

Beat: Combo time?
Todd: Sure.

The two then run towards the ghost to slash it with their swords!

Jack: Awwww, great... Times like these I wish I had my pogo stick! TT_TT

Despite this, Jack

[Fights],

springing up with his boots and trying to tear away parts of him with his claws & jaws!

[Tell her it's Castle Shadowgate]
I think there is a tare in the fabric of space and time, your office is now a castle...

{For Goral}

Noel looks at Goral.

Noel "A castle? Hm..."

"Well, if you know anything about this place, do you mind assisting me? I need to find the NOL Branch in Kagatsuchi, and I don't even think this place is close to that. Can you help?"

[Yes]
[No]
[Ignore]
[Talk]
[Comment on her small breasts] (Don't think I'm a pervert. This is actually a joke from the game)
[Start a fight with her]
[Hit on her]
[Do a dance for her]
[Sing for her]
[Show off your sword]
[Go to one of the doors (1 2 3 or 4)]
[Go back to the Police Station]
[Do nothing]












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{For Samael}

{5 hours later}

Samael wakes up on the ground having a hangover and Jackuval is smoking a blunt. The room now has graffiti all over it and paint is spilled everywhere.

Jackuval "Why do I even smoke these things? I don't get high...Oh well. Teens these day &$%^& about people NOT smoking them, so whatever."

[Go to MM's Room]
[Go to Beat's Room]
[Go to Villain's Room]
[Go to MM's Garden]
[Go to the Visitor's Area]
[Go to the Resting Quarters]
[Go to the Front Lobby]
[Drunkenly criticize Jackuval on some random thing about him]
[Do nothing]

[Show off your sword](it got taken,...but they did not find the m1911 in my boot I got earlier.)


[Yes]
"I probably can, this is almost the other side of the world but distance/time does not matter any more...I might have done it when I killed Zoda"

[Drunkenly criticize Jackuval on some random thing about him]
Jackuv sounds like jack off!

{For Samael}

Jackuval "My name's already a pun by sheer coincidence, so whatever."

[Drunken Fist his ass]
[Go to MM's Room]
[Go to Beat's Room]
[Go to Villain's Room]
[Go to MM's Garden]
[Go to the Visitor's Area]
[Go to the Resting Quarters]
[Go to the Front Lobby]
[Drunkenly criticize Jackuval on some random thing about him]
[Do nothing]












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{For Goral}

Noel "You may have done this? It doesn't matter. Until we can confirm what's going on, I'll come with you. Thank you."

{Noel Vermillion joined Goral!}

Name: Lieutenant Noel Vermillion

HP: 100
Strength: 45
LP: 40

An officer in the NOL, she got lost in the inter dimensional rift that merged several worlds together. She fights with 2 magic guns and is a good fighter.

"Where do we go now?"

[Go to one of the doors (1 2 3 or 4. 1 and 2 are on the second floor, 3 and 4 are on ground level)]
[Go back to the Police Station]
[Do nothing]
[Talk]
[Comment on her small breasts] (Don't think I'm a pervert. This is actually a joke from the game)
[Start a fight with her]
[Hit on her]
[Do a dance for her]
[Sing for her]
[Do nothing]












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{For Jack and Beat}

All of their combined efforts deal 150 Damage!

The ghost's body falls apart and reveals the lamp again!

Ranamon creates an acidic cloud that deals 30 Damage!
Villain does a vicious uppercut for 50 Damage!
MM pulls out a butterfly knife and stabs it several times for 51 Damage!
Nightshade does a spinning roundhouse that does 45 Damage!

[Fight]
[Item]
[LP Special]
[Defend]
[Call for help]
[Negotiate]
[Surrender]
[Run away]
[Do nothing]

[Go to the Resting Quarters]
Samael: I gotta pass out somewhere...

{For Samael}

At the resting quarters, there are several rooms like the kind you'd find in hotels. Looks like this is where guests get to stay. They're actually pretty nice looking. Beds are comfortable and the room's decent size, the perfect place to crash after a day in the Visitor's Quarters.

[Sleep]
[Trash the place]*
[Tell Jackuval to go away so you can crash in peace]*
[Jump out the window]
[Watch TV]*
[Play Saints Row 2]*
[Throw the TV out the window]*
[Jump on the bed and squeal like a little girl because it's really fun]*
[Leave]
[Do nothing]

[Go thru door 3]

[Fight]

[Item]?

Jack, still clutching onto the random junk he pinched from the ghost, tosses a toaster as hard as he can back at the lamp-part

[Watch TV]

{For Goral}

Goral approaches the door, Noel looking like she's somewhat ready for a fight. The door suddenly flies off the hinges and they get pulled in the next room by a strong gust of wind. Objects fly all around them. There is a closed door on the left, a very large diamond straight ahead, and a door that is opening and closing on the right.

Noel "Ah! We have to get out of here!"

She does a well timed dive and makes it through the door untouched. After she does, Goral hears her scream on the other side.

[Dive through the door while its opening]
[Dive through the door while its closing]
[Dive to the closed door]
[Try and take the diamond, you greedy b*****d]
[Curse loudly and laugh at the fact no one would hear you]*
[Call out to Noel]*
[Stand still and do nothing]












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{For Samael}

Boooooooring. The news is on. But wait...if the news is on at a time like this, then something important must be happening!

Reporter "We are live on the scene here in Skid Row, The City, where a ghost has possessed a large amount of debris and has used it to form a large body structure! Police are unable to get here due to a donut crisis, but it looks like there is hope! The Archfiends, a local homeless fellow, and the superhero Nightshade have all pitched in combined efforts in an attempt to stop the attacking ghost. We are waiting for the Ghostbusters to arrive any minute now, but reports say the donut crisis may be happening due to ghosts, so we are unsure if they have the ability to come during this crisis!"

A large cinder block nails the camera.

Cameraman "AW F***!"
Reporter "That was a damn nice shot! I'm-"

The camera dies out."

[Go to Skid Row, The City to help the Archfiends]
[Go to Skid Row, The City to fight the Archfiends]
[Tell Jackuval to help out]
[Jump out the window and steal Villain's Car to get there]
[Ask Jackuval for a piggy back ride there]
[Hijack the nearby ice cream truck]
[Shoot yourself out of a cannon in the Fortress to get there]
[Say screw it and pass out]
[Keep watching TV]
[Do nothing]












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{For Jack and Beat}

The combined attacks do 200 Damage! HOW MUCH HEALTH DOES THIS GUY HAVE?!?!

Suddenly, Zoda appears on a floating platform.

Zoda "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! You all shall perish under the power of my new minion!"

[Fight]
[Item]
[LP Special]
[Call for help]
[Defend]
[Negotiate]
[Surrender]
[Run]
[Do nothing]

[Fight]

Jack: I appreciate a good villain who is almost annoying in his ubiquitousness... but on that same note I don't really like you in general!

Jack springs up even higher and tosses a cash register at Zoda.

Samael: Bout time, let's go Jackuval.
[Go to Skid Row, The City to help the Archfiends]

[Dive through the door while its opening]

{For Goral}

Ooh, bad timing! While he dives to it as it's open, Goral gets caught halfway in the door on the way through as it shuts on him. It doesn't hurt much, but it may be notable that he is stuck. That's kinda the problem.

Noel is backing away from a strange black substance that is closing in on them. She fires her guns at it, but it appears to have no effect.

[Oh boy...try to fight while stuck]
[Try to go out this half]
[Try to go out the other half (the hurricane room)]
[Curse loudly]*
[Ask Noel for help]
[Tell Noel to run]
[Try to push her into the black substance]
[Start saying random surfer lingo]
[RELEASE THE bogus!]
[Do nothing]












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{For Samael}

They fly together to Skid Row, The City, a depressing, run down part of The City where the poor and homeless reside. They see below that the Archfiends and Nightshade are fighting a large behemoth made of debris with a lamp-like part in it's head. They also see an evil looking figure*

(Since Raphael was in IRPA I, I won't describe how Zoda looks. He hasn't changed).

Jackuval "That's the impersonator! That bastard took over my Castle Town when I was trying to find an ancient relic of power and tyrannized my people! He will pay for that this instant!"

{LP Special}

Jackuval opens up a large color negative portal in the air. The Horst Wessel Lied song is playing loudly and triumphantly over them. Zoda, The Archfiends and Nightshade look up and suddenly a large hail of rockets appear from the portal appear and strike the behemoth and Zoda for 400 Damage!

Jackuval "Never mess with someone like me. I AM THE TRUE DEMON LORD!"

Jackuval then darts straight down and grabs Zoda, slamming him into the earth and causing nearby buildings to collapse.

The behemoth was destroyed!

Below them, a blue figure yells out "Who are you???"

[Come down and greet them]
[Stay up there and yell your Nazis]
[Talk to Jackuval and question why that song was playing]
[Seriously, why did he open up a portal for that anthem to play?]
[REALLY, WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!?!]
[Roast marshmallows on the fire of the destroyed subway train]
[Fly right down and kidnap one of them]
[Fly right down and hug MM since she's so cute]
[Punch Jackuval for having that anthem]
[Compliment Jackuval for having that anthem]
[This choice does not involve that anthem]
[Fly over the Giva Dam]
[Do nothing]













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{For Jack and Beat}

Suddenly, 2 flying figures appear overhead. One of them opens up a large color negative portal in the air. The Horst Wessel Lied song is playing loudly and triumphantly over them. Zoda, The Archfiends and Nightshade look up and suddenly a large hail of rockets appear from the portal appear and strike the behemoth and Zoda for 400 Damage!

Nightshade looks up at the 2 figures.

MM "YAY! MY BRETHREN!"

Villain "MM, you're not a Nazi."

Nightshade "I dunno about that other one, but the first one sure packed some heat...and you're a Nazi, MM?"

Ranamon shuts MM up and yells to them.

"Who are you???"

[Leave]
[Stay and call out to them]
[Attack them]
[Hug MM]
[Run for cover! It's World War 3!]
[Do nothing]