Random and Pointless RP!

Mine aren't with me.
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Nowe: Do not underestimate that necromancer. Death is his weapon.
Lucien's spirit was redrawn to his corpse. But instead of returning to his body he stood next to his ghostly minions before Merry.
Nowe: Now coward... I am your opponent.
Lucien: I leave the rest to you Nowe, I walk the path and to retieve weak. His powers to NOT ENFORCE ME!!
While Merry was giving his little speech. A trail of blood snuck into his body from behind.
Merry: Hm?
Nowe: My blood flows through you... I'm afraid you're fashion is only... "skin deep" Now then... I'm tired of your face. Die.
Nowe channeled the blood in Merry's body to his chest area. Nowe's blood wraps around the heart and crushes it with enormous force.

what happened to only spellbinders being able to cast magic?
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Maisuri and Troy gave thier thanks and set out.
"Back to business.. I almost failed you, Princess." He sighed, stretching his shoulder blades.
Maisuri sighed, "It wasn't your fault, that guy.. he's nothing the Kingdom has seen before. He must be from a different continent or something."
Troy sighed aswell, "Atleast I know what I'm facing next time we cross blades."

weak is pretty weak compared to Nowe xD
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Weak sits there watching old re-runs of fashion shows
WEak: MAKE IT STOP !

Lucien appears and pulls Weak through the spirit world and back to the fight, such a shallow force has no right to decide your fate...

Weak: Thank You, that thing was insane
Weak sheathes his blade and calls back Killer Panda.
Weak: I have much to learn, I will return next time, stronger than I am now

Nowe sees Merry fall to the ground from his attack.
Nowe: Yes... it seems we have done enough for now...
Lucien: What of the others?
Nowe: Lucien, my men can hold there own just fine. Let's go.
The four disappear in a pool of Nowe's blood.

Weak no cheating. Thats still of the magical realm. Loopholes are cheating. Now theres is another way for a faster return, but I don't abide by games of semantics. You can do it right the wrong way, but not wrong the wrong way.

edit edit: giving no time for response is also cheating ><
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Merry arose from the ground.

"The realm of blood may be yours. But the realm of the body is mine. Fashion isn't just about clothing hun. Its skin deep, and then some. As you seemed to think otherwise. Lets get one thing straight for your lil minion. That body is taboo for him from now on. As are all. He shall not walk on this realm anymore than a ghost can. While death is off his realm, mine is as i said... the realm of the body. I'm sure you can do much more with blood than i ever shall do. But fashion never dies..."

With a few gestures, nowes bones shifted into unsuuable grotesque shapes. They were now unusuable, as was the rest of them. "I'm sure you can fix this sure enough. But i've another better idea."

After chanting what seemed to be meaningless words (words like prada, guuchi and other words). Merrys eyes shone with a great brilliance. "I will now commence you to the infinite catwalk stride. May your soul rest with ease."

The light from merrys eyes to nowes eyes. He would stride the catwalks in his own mind for eternity.

My and Weak's characters are gone. ._.

cuz you didnt' give me time to post. short mini posts are rude!

sequentially, thast after you killed my guy.

i didn't say it killed him, i left it open ended so u can decide what happens next for him (but yeah, crushing his heart with my attack isn't any more dirtier than sending someone's main character to another dimension and taking full control from him). But yeah, I type fast and post fast too ^^

i didn't take full control! i just made it so he couldn't teleport away like he always does.

and short fluff posts aren't typing fast =_=

Granted i guess XD

i could go the discworld route if we all consent...

discworld route?

The god of fashion was not pleased. He had been quickly getting a snack when he saw the others had moved without him.

"Cmon man... thats so unfair. I get up for one moment when you skip my turn? Harsh man harsh. I call for a REDO."

not sure what you meant there but the battle is over and we both parted ways so lets leave it at that then.
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Nowe, Lucien, Weak, and Killer Panda reappear in their secluded cathedral.
Weak: A little dark of a place sir...
Nowe: I am quite content with the black marble and red window tint. Get rest you two, we will give you all the information about the goals of the Red Hand in the morning.
Lucien: Nowe, assure me, who were those men?
Nowe: Twisted beyond my imagination, I know we will meet them again... Nowe steps onto the deck of the temple and looks in the sky... my goal must be reached... to long the cruel have existed... WE WILL WIN!

Merry arose, having imagined a perfect victory but seeing that they had vanished.

"Meh.. but my sources tell me that somehow that man escaped. Clearly he was released by someone else... for any other way would be impossible unless he had breached the realm of mortality."

His men that had vanquished all returned. "Good dress rehearsal guys. It seems they don't understand fashion never dies. Whatever. Next time... i'm sure we can seal their spell work. But for now... let's enjoy the AFTERPARTY!"

Alan "Can I enter at random?"

Meril walked all high and mighty down to the village. She felt like beating the crap out of random poor peasants since she wasn't a nice person. After kicking a kitty, she beat up 6 peasants with her fists before a group of soldiers came around and attacked. She placed a bomb on the ground and put a shield over it.

"HAHA! You'll never catch me, suckers!"

The bomb exploded and she was shot into the air. She eventually starts falling and says "Aw dammit, I didn't think about this part!". She sees a cathedral below and falls face first, smiling broadly.

She crashes through the cathedral roof and slams into the ground. She isn't hurt in the slightest and is jumping with excitement. Meril sees Nowe, Lucien, Weak, and Killer Panda.

"Hi strange people! I'm Meril! Pleased to meet you! Who wants a cookie?"

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Am I allowed to do this? If not, I'll go ahead and remove this post. Just wondering...

yes u r.
Nowe: Hmm, and you are?

Meril "I just said! My name is Meril! R U Deaf?!?!"

She goes "Hmph!" and looks away. She then sits down and starts snacking on a cookie.

Weak: Yes my lord, I will be your tool to reach your goal.
Weak: I will use my blade to aid you in your great crusade

Nowe: Good, well allow me to explain my ultimate goal, we live in a age with cruelty, apathy and suffering. I place blame on inherited evil. We must destroy the old world before influence corrupts the still pure.
Weak: What do you mean.
Nowe: Children will be spared of our judgment but to all else of those who do not join our society, will be slain before their influence corrodes. We will create an age of tranquility for future generations and the bloodshed will at last end. Thus is the will of the Blood Goddess and us, her "Red Hand." Tell me Meril... would you like to join us as well?

Weak leaves the conversation to train his magic and he DOESN'T teleport.
Weak sheathes his blade, takes off his armor and puts on loose clothes and trains hand-to-hand combat with Killer panda

Meril "Woah...that was a little too much for me. But...if I get to beat up and kill people, then I'll join you! Sure thing!"

She jumps up with newly acquired enthusiasm and starts punching at the air.

Nowe: Capital! Well til then let this place serve as your sanctuary in the mean time. Also, watch out for a cult of flamboyant men running around here wearing people's skin and worshiping gods of fashion or what not. They are not our friends.