Alan Vs. Beat: The Fight For MM (For SCK)

Beats right eye twitched as he was laying on the ground, curled up, his hands on his crotch.

Beat: Th-... thats so unfair o __ e''

After five minutes of laying on the ground doing nothing, Beat got up.
He pushed his head from the right side, with a cracking sound, and then also cracked his knucles.

Beat: Sunnuva &$%^&, hitting below the belt. T _ T Well then.

Beat ran at Alan, kicking his face, powering the kick up with the speed of his running. Alan then fell, and Beat snapped his fingers to summon ghost hands to smash Alan up!

He gets hit by the kick but blocks some of the ghost hands. Alan does a flashy circle thing with his legs and stands up.

Suddenly, something starts poking Beat in the back. It's getting really annoying.

Beat tries to keep his super cool battle pose, but slowly his face gets the T _ T look on it and random anime sweat drops appear. He then turns around, screaming from teh bottom of his lungs.

Beat: WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!

Beat turns around and there's a ghost hand pointing to the direction behind him.

Beat: Well... hello there? o __ e''

In an instant, the hand disappears and everything becomes quiet. Where did Alan go? Suddenly, red blasts of energy comes out of a bush and hit Beat in the chest. It's like getting punched really hard.

Beat coughed his teeth exposed (KEHHEN!) as he was pushed back by the blast.

Beat: THE HELL WAS THAT?! EXPLAIN!

Alan then emerges from the bushes and readies himself to fight again.

"Surprise!"

Beat: Pehh. CHEATER!

Beat, with not a single sign of him going to do so, summoned three ghost hands, wich all hit Alan from above, not moving from the way of the ones coming next, so in the end, there were three ghost hands on top of Alan. The one wich game firt then disappeared, and hit Alans face, and as it was in front of Alans face, making it harder for him to see, Beat took running at Alan to kick his face real hard!

Alan "Why do you only aim for the face? I'm not even doing that."

Alan snaps his fingers and something starts poking Beat from behind again.

Beat: Mehh. I just like hitting your face.

Beat ignored the poking hands, snapped his fingers and sent a ghost hand to grabs Alans but to distract him... while another one will bust his balls.

Beat: Payback time.

As Beat's plan goes into motion, suddenly he is shoved from behind. Alan then jumps up and kicks him in the jaw with his steel toe boots.

Alan "Ouchie. Maybe I'm going a little too harsh..."

Beat: THE F*CK IS WITH YOU MAN D: <

Beat suddenly recovers, and with a spinning kick, kicks Alan in the ribs, then followed by him turning around the spinning and with the same leg kicking his stomach area, then punching Alans jaw with an uppercut of plain awesome.

Alan flies off his feet in a melodramatic way. He lands carefully and backs up, ready to do an uppercut on Beat.

"RELEASE THE..."

Beat: OH SHI--!

The uppercut makes contact and Alan spins around like a Shoryuken from Street Fighter.

Alan "...BEAST!*"

The uppercut knocks Beat off his feet.


*Super Macho Man in Punch Out!! for the Wii says "RELEASE THE BEAST!" when he throws a certain move and lands it. He says "RELEASE THE..." and only finishes if he hits with it.

Flying off his feet, Beat spins around and just barely regain his balance.
He then took running off at Alan, and then, right when Alan thought Beat would send a kick flying at his right side, Beat oddly disappeared! Then, a split second after that, Beat appeared behing Alan, and kicked him from the left side, followed by a punch on the head!

Alan "Ow...This is really starting to hurt. Maybe I should end this right now. BEHOLD!"

Alan snaps his fingers and 2 hands grab Beat's arms and raise them over his head. He smiles as he snaps his fingers again and a large number of hands appear behind him. Suddenly, he starts punching really fast and the ghost hands follow, punching him up to 14 times a second. After a 10 seconds of the attack, the hands holding Beat's arms let go and Alan does a super straight punch with his right hand with his ghost hands that send Beat flying into the side of his house (not breaking it, just hitting him into it).

Alan "DIVINE RAGE!"

MM starts applauding.

MM "Woah! That was badass!"

Beat falls down and then gets up, looking at the ground.

Beat: Humiliating me in front of my girlfriend, shooting me with some odd ass lasers, using over powered magic tricks... THE BURNING RAGE OF THE FLARE HAIRED MAN!!

Beat got in to this awesome anime pose where you first cross your hands on in front of your face and then pull them down to your sides, as he did, a burning aura (like in dbz, except it makes no odd sound and isnt yellow!) appeared around him and then disappeared. His hair burning (yes, flare hair! hurrr) and flames in his eyes, he then took of running at Alan with a wide crazy looking teeth showing smile who was just grabbed by three ghost hands (wich is... all he is able to summon), and started punching the crap out of Alan! Puncing him at a godleh speed for a period of time prolly around 6 seconds, , he...

Beat: POWERED BY THE FIERY PASSION OF LOVE!!

...ended the awsommeh combo with a vey powerful punch in the face from the right... being a rightie!

Alan "HOW CAN THIS BE?!"

He flies back and gets really hurt. MM looks really excited.

"This hurts..."

He shoots a glance at MM who's looking at Beat. Alan leaps to his feet.

"MM MI AMORE!*"

Alan suddenly looks fully energized. His heart is burning with the passion of love! He jumps in place, taunting Beat and challenging him.

Alan "Venga, venga!**"

* "MM MI AMORE!" is a parody of Don Flamenco from Punch-Out!! (Wii) when he says "CARMEN MI AMORE!" before throwing an uppercut. It means "(Insert name here) MY LOVE!"

** Alan taunting Beat by saying "Venga, venga!" Is also what Don Flamenco does.

Beat got to his fighting pose and did the handmark wich in Japan basically means "come in". As he did, the three ghost hands appeared around him, just floating around, also ready to fight. He was smiling widely, and his hair was still burning. (Yes, teh flames dun affect him. )

Beat: Oh? Bring it. c: <

Alan runs forward and jumps at Beat.

Beat does a nice backwards flipping move, hopefully dodging Alan.

As soon as Beat finishes his backflip, suddenly 2 ghost hands appear under Alan's feet and boost him into the air like a double jump, making him go farther. He then grabs Beat's face and goes down, slamming the back of Beat's head against the ground. Alan then gets up and uses the People's Elbow on Beat (falling backwards with your elbow out with your target on the ground, landing it on your opponent. Here he hits Beat in the face).

Beat gets up holding his nose (Beat: Sh*****t man. Dat rly hurts. Cool trick tho'). Apparently the blow however did not affect his hair at all wich is still burning.
As Alan also got up right next to him, Beat suddenly punched him in the face, and then trough lots of odd squirly (iis that even a word?) movement and a blackflip sort of a thing, Beat flipped at Alan, going down with his feet on Alans face!