Insane RP Adventure 3: Insert Epic Title Here

{The Plot So Far...}

A long time ago, there were brave adventurers who sought the bread of the Demon Lord. Instead of going to an Import Store to get the bread easy, they went on an awesome quest filled with supervillains, pop culture characters, and nonsensical choices. They were successful in their mission and defeated the Demon Lord Zoda, but that wasn't the end.

About a week later, the Heroes of the Bread Legend reunited and joined forces. They went on another quest, this time with a goal they were not sure of. After a lot of plot build up that didn't make much sense, they found themselves destroying Zoda once and for all in his space ship ready to destroy San Francisco. With the evil fiend defeated, this ended the war known as "Zoda's Revenge".

It's been 2 months since the events of the last adventure. The ArchFiends continue their crusade to enter another dimension that they plan on controlling. MM has left the Archfiends to live a little less evil life due to her getting beaten up a lot (it's more of an excuse to "play with" and torment Alan), and Alan and MM have become superheroes of the night.

Meanwhile, a new enemy who no one (Okay, maybe quite a few people) foresaw is rising up to take Zoda's place, beginning a new plot that puts the universe and more in great danger.


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[Insert your character's story of how they got to The City]

A young, silver haired boy in a demon skullcap approaches a man in a tattered red robe.
Paymon: You wish to see me, master?
Nowe: Yes boy, I have an assignment for you. Since the fall of Zoda, things were quite peaceful, however now I sense a dark presence. I wish for you to observe.
Paymon: Alright, what should I look out for?
Nowe: Who are our enemies, who are our allies, and who is truly pulling the strings.
Paymon: I will not let the Red Hand down.
Paymon leaves the cathedral of the Red Hand and makes his way to the city.

Beat walked on a lone street in the middle of nowhere with dancing steps, wearing a long and purple coat with fur and cat ears. He had metal plated fingerless cloves and boots that had some metalling stuff on the heel, wich seemed like some mechanism. On his other shoulder there was a sports bag filled with stuff he likes, and around his neck there was a golden pocketwatch. On his head there was a grey hat with a hand paitned flame on the other side.

Beat: Fifteen men on the dead man's chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, drink and the devil had done for the rest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum~

{For Paymon}

Paymon arrives at The City 2 hours after takeoff from the cathedral. It's a big city with normal people. By normal we mean people who walk around with funky weapons and dressed up like all your average anime and videogame characters. He's in the middle of the entire City, it's biggest spot, The City Triangle. Here, everything is open to him.

[Go to the Weapon Store]
[Go to the Item Shop
[Go to the Restaurant]
[Go to the Occult Store]
[Go to the Job Center]
[Go to the ArchFiend's Fortress]
[Go to the Lake]
[Go to the River]
[Go to the Warehouse]
[Yell out at the top of your lungs]
[Do a dance in the middle of the street]
[Attack the next person you see]
[Talk to someone]
[Spray paint graffiti on a building]
[Lie down and sleep]
[Do nothing]
(Pick more than one choice if you want, pick one location)












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{For Beat}

?? "Hey! Beat!"

Beat is jumped on from behind. He recognizes the person's voice. The one and only MM.

MM "I missed you!!!!"

She hugs beat and brings him to his feet. She looks just like she did last time they met, except her shirt seems to have a little more blood on it.

"How are you? It's been so long since we last saw each other! You know the news, right? That I left the ArchFiends?"

[Talk to MM]
[Hug MM]
[Tickle MM]
[Attack MM]
[Give MM something]
[Do a dance and sing a song]
[Whistle and completely ignore her]
[Walk away]
[Run away]
[Lie down and go to sleep]
[Do nothing]

{Pick more than one if you want}

[Talk to MM]

Suddenly, a anime sorta shock symbol appears on top of Beats head.

Beat: Not really ಠ__ಠ;; But aww, why would you do that? I was just on my way back to their fortress. So glad to see you tho!

[Hug MM]

Beat: ..want rum?
Sync(in beats hood): Meow!

[Go to the Occult Store]

Goral: "if Zoda comes back I got his head to beat him to death with." *he then grabs a bag* "wanna see?" *he then pulls a honeydew melon out of the bag, there is a note on it that says "sorry, got a domination plan that needs to be executed."

Goral then curls up in a ball and just lays there.

{For Beat}

MM "Yep! I left because...well...I WAS TIRED OF GETTING MY ASS KICKED!!!!!"

MM jumps up and down.

"Now I live with Alan in Alucard's House. Don't worry, I still love you."

Wink

"Wanna go there now?"

[Yes]
[No]
[Maybe]
[No response]
[Tell her to come with you]
[Hug again]
[Do the Bartman]
[Go somewhere else]
[Do nothing]












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{For Paymon}

The Occult Store's door is boarded up quite a bit. It says "Currently Manifested by Hostile Spirits. Closed Until Ghostbusters Arrive."


[Go to the Weapon Store]
[Go to the Item Shop
[Go to the Restaurant]
[Go to the Job Center]
[Go to Alucard's House]
[Go to the ArchFiend's Fortress]
[Go to the Lake]
[Go to the River]
[Go to the Warehouse]
[Yell out at the top of your lungs]
[Do a dance in the middle of the street]
[Attack the next person you see]
[Talk to someone]
[Spray paint graffiti on a building]
[Lie down and sleep]
[Do nothing]
(Pick more than one choice if you want, pick one location)












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{For Goral}

Voice "Hey, you alright? Come on, this really isn't the place to rest. I'm sure you can find somewhere better to sleep. Here, let me take you somewhere where you can probably get to a friend's place or something."

Suddenly, Goral appears in the City Triangle: The heart of The City.


[Go to the Weapon Store]
[Go to the Item Shop
[Go to the Restaurant]
[Go to the Job Center]
[Go to Alucard's House]
[Go to the ArchFiend's Fortress]
[Go to the Lake]
[Go to the River]
[Go to the Warehouse]
[Yell out at the top of your lungs]
[Do a dance in the middle of the street]
[Attack the next person you see]
[Talk to someone]
[Spray paint graffiti on a building]
[Lie down and sleep]
[Do nothing]
(Pick more than one choice if you want, pick one location)

Mia strolls into town while eating dango.
Better relax now.
She sits on a bench and watches the town.

[Go to the Weapon Store]

{For Robert}

You enter the weapon store. There are weapons everywhere from all the different time periods.

Owner "GUTEN TAG!"

Suddenly, a guy dressed in a German WWII outfit comes out.

"What can I get you today, Kamerad?"

Weapons:

Pistol: An M9. Does 40 Damage per shot {400 Money}

Shotgun: A Pump Action Shotgun. Deals 60 Damage to one enemy or 30 Damage to 2 enemies {600 Money}

Submachine Gun: An MP5. Deals 50 Damage to one enemy or 30 Damage to 3 Enemies {750 Money}

Magnum: An M1911 Magnum from Word War II. Does 75 Damage per shot. {550 Money}

Crossbow: A good ol' fashion crossbow. Does 45 Damage per shot, arrows can be lit on fire {450 money}

Dagger: A small Celtic dagger that increases your damage by 15 {300 Money}

Broadsword: A large 2 handed broadsword that increases your Damage by 30 {500 Money)

Cosplayer's Real Sword: Ragna the Bloodedge from Blazblue's sword that increases your Damage by 50 {750 Money}

Ammo: Bullets for your guns. {6 rounds for 200 Money}

[Buy something]
[Try to talk prices down]
[Steal something]
[Start a robbery]
[Start a fight with the Owner]
[Leave]
[Do nothing]












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{For Mia}

As Mia sits down, suddenly a bird like person flies over to her.



It's Quill, the extremely helpful Rito from Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker.

Quill "Excuse me, are you Mia? This is for you."

He hands Mia a letter and flies off.

[Open the letter]
[Call Quill back]
[Shoot Quill]
[Jump with glee since you have mail and open it]
[Throw the letter away]
[Burn the letter with your mind]
[Use Psychic Powers to read the letter without opening it]
[Shoot the letter]
[Go shopping]
[Pet the kitty next to you]
[Do nothing]

[Jump with glee since you have mail and open it]

{For Mia}

Jumping with glee, Mia opens the envelope

There is a letter inside. It reads:

"To Mia,

Here is something that will aid you on your quest. It will tell you where you need to go next to find a clue that will help you solve the mystery and rewrite history.

Sincerely,

Someone Unknown."

After taking out the letter, Mia finds a long chain in the envelope. It's made of silver and really shiny. When she grabs it, it turns really short. Swinging it makes it become longer. How they managed to fit the chain in a small envelope is unknown. Also inside is 2000 Money;

[Take the chain]
[Take the letter]
[Take the Money]
[Leave the items]
[Burn the letter]
[Burn the Money]

After that, do you go somewhere?

[Go to the Weapon Store]
[Go to the Item Shop
[Go to the Restaurant]
[Go to the Job Center]
[Go to Alucard's House]
[Go to the ArchFiend's Fortress]
[Go to the Lake]
[Go to the River]
[Go to the Warehouse]
[Yell out at the top of your lungs]
[Do a dance in the middle of the street]
[Attack the next person you see]
[Talk to someone]
[Spray paint graffiti on a building]
[Lie down and sleep]
[Do nothing]
(Pick more than one choice if you want, pick one location)

[Take the chain]
[Take the Money]
[Burn the letter]

'Whoo hoo! Burn baby burn!'
Afterwards Mia strolls off and goes to the weapons store.

{For Mia}

Mia enters the weapon store. There are weapons everywhere from all the different time periods. Inside is some sort of knight person. He seems kinda edgy.

Owner "GUTEN TAG!"

Suddenly, a guy dressed in a German WWII outfit comes out.

"What can I get you today, Kamerad?"

Weapons:

Pistol: An M9. Does 40 Damage per shot. Holds 10 rounds {400 Money}

Shotgun: A Pump Action Shotgun. Deals 60 Damage to one enemy or 30 Damage to 2 enemies. Holds 6 shells {600 Money}

Submachine Gun: An MP5. Deals 50 Damage to one enemy or 30 Damage to 3 Enemies. Holds 30 rounds {750 Money}

Magnum: An M1911 Magnum from Word War II. Does 75 Damage per shot. Holds 8 rounds {550 Money}

Crossbow: A good ol' fashion crossbow. Does 45 Damage per shot, arrows can be lit on fire. Auto reloads after every shot {450 money}

Dagger: A small Celtic dagger that increases your damage by 15 {300 Money}

Broadsword: A large 2 handed broadsword that increases your Damage by 30 {500 Money)

Cosplayer's Real Sword: Ragna the Bloodedge from Blazblue's sword that increases your Damage by 50 {750 Money}

Ammo: Bullets for your guns. {6 rounds for 200 Money}

[Buy something]
[Try to talk prices down]
[Act cutely to get lower prices/free goods]
[Talk to the knight guy]
[Mug the knight guy]
[Shoot the knight guy]
[Steal something]
[Start a robbery]
[Start a fight with the Owner]
[Leave]
[Do nothing]

On top of a building, well-covered with aerial antennas, sits a patched up man wearing a patched up suit, who despite his shadowy nature somehow still seems to be rather official looking. For the most part, Renn Eillnatz motions two telescoping TV antennas of his own through the air, looking like he's trying to pick up signals... Finally he compells the two poles to retract and jumps from the roof, black cables emerging from his spine like bungee cords, allowing him to land safely on the sidewalk and grab a newspaper.

Renn Eillnatz: Well well well, let's see what sort of quarter truths are on the printed page these days.

Renn scans the page with one video-camera eye

Mia bats her eyes and pouts as she attempts to get lower prices
or free stuffs :]

[Try to talk prices down]
you are over pricing every thing, especially the bullets, you Nazi sir, are a ripoff artist!
*draws sword, handle breaks off*
.................do you happen to do repairs?

{For Mia and Goral}

Owner "Nazi? Me? Overpricing? I also see you want to duel. Then so be it."

The Owner pulls out a gun sword. It has a Volcanic pistol as the grip and a large double edged broadsword that's 3 feet long. He readies himself to strike Goral until he notices Mia.

Owner "Aw...You're so cute! Here cutey, it's on the house!"

He puts away his gun sword and hands Mia 20 bullets and a Shotgun.

Owner "Now I'm in a good mood...Everything's 50% off! 50% off. Sorry, girl, but I have standards on what I give out for free, but I hope that stuff's useful to you! And for you Knight Guy Goral, here."

The Owner splashes something on Goral's sword and fixes it instantly.

{Mia}
[Buy something]
[Sell something]
[Talk to Goral]
[Talk to the Shop Owner]
[Keep doing your thing to try for more stuff]
[Give Goral Money]
[Start a robbery]
[Leave]

{Robert}
[Buy something]
[Sell something]
[Talk to the girl]
[Talk to the Shop Owner]
[Challenge him to a fight]
[Start a robbery]
[Attack the girl for her Money]
[Leave]
[Do nothing]











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{For Renn}

Renn scans the newspaper. It's a special edition with 2 month old articles in it.

Modern Day News: "ArchFiends to Plan Return: Ceasefire with Heroes to End This Month"

Old News: "Today Marks Defeat of Zoda: Unlikely Heroes Save Day"

Today's Job Listing Section Jobs:

"ArchFiends: Will Pay Money for Alan's Capture!"
"Convenience Store Guy: Will Pay Money for Clearing Front of Store During Trouble."
"Newspaper Articles Wanted: Money Reward."
"Archfiends: Help Wanted! Find and Bring MM to Fortress!"

[Take a job]
[Throw away the paper]
[Burn the paper with mind control that doesn't make any sense]
[Go to the City Triangle]
[Yell at the top of your lungs]
[Do nothing]

Renn: Interesssssting... Well it looks to me like most of these are true... Except that newspaper is needed in this day and age...

[Burn the paper with mind control that doesn't make any sense]

Renn: Since that's the case, I'll just set off and see what kind of info I can I can dig up on these "Archfiends" and what the end of this treaty will mean...

Renn whips out a special remote control and presses a button, teleporting him in a mass of static roughly

[To the City Triangle]
[Take a job?]

Renn: Let's see if I can find this "MM" character first, I hear she once had something to do with that organization...

Paymon: Pfft, spirits are no match for my black magic!
[Attack the next person you see]

Karasu arrives in town on a black motorbike which he parks/abandons by the side of the road. He takes his katana and ties it over his back.

Beat: Awwww thanks c: And I see, well I hope you're happier there then. ^^' And Yes, why, sure. Not like am in a hurry to the fartress or anything, got no command to go there to tell the truth.

[Yes]

{For Beat}

MM "Alrighty then!"

She whistles incredibly loudly and a pink Hearse (car people put the coffins in during funerals) comes by.

"My car <3"

She hugs it and opens the door. It's notable that the driver's seat is on the right side. Beat Auto-Follow(TM)s MM and gets in the passenger seat. 10 minutes of awesome reckless driving and stunt jumps later, they arrive at Alucard's House.

"Come on in! They won't mind!"

Inside, it's a decently decorated house. There's a room to the right, and to the left and forward it leads to the living room, kitchen, Alan's Room, MM's Room, and the stairs. Alan is excited over something. He is wearing a medal on the left side of his coat.

Alan "YES! WOLFENSTEIN!!!!"

MM "WHERE?!?!?!"

MM jumps on Alan.

MM "I get to play first!!!"

Alan "Oh no you don't!"

Alan suddenly does something like a push up and MM flies off of him. He then steals a gun from MM and when he shoots her with it it ties her up with a blue rope-like thing.

MM "NO FAIR!!!!! THIEF!!!!"

MM struggles to try and get free.

Alan "Sorry MM. Hey Beat, how do you do? It's been a long while, so what are you up to?"

He looks at MM.

"Can you believe I decided to let her live here?"

[Talk]
[Free MM]
[Ask for that gun]
[Hug MM]
[Taunt MM]
[Tickle MM]
[Laugh evilly since you haven't before]
[Sit down on the couch and kick back]
[Tell him you need to take MM to the ArchFiends]
[Challenge Alan since you're an ArchFiend]
[Go to the Kitchen]
[Go to Alan's Room]
[Go to MM's Room]
[Go to Alucard's Room]
[Go downstairs]
[Leave]
[Leave by jumping out a window]
[Do nothing]












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{For Paymon}

Paymon attacks a random teenager. He's dressed like he'd be a character from "The World Ends With You." Suddenly, there's a bright flash and a large dragon appears.



Teen "Belial! Swallow this dumbass whole!"

The dragon Belial begins approaching Paymon.

[Fight]
[Negotiate]
[Apologize]
[Surrender]
[Call for help]
[Run away]
[Do nothing]

{If you run away}
[Go to the Weapon Store]
[Go to the Item Shop]
[Go to the Occult Store]
[Go to the Restaurant]
[Go to the Job Center]
[Go to Alucard's House]
[Go to the ArchFiend's Fortress]
[Go to the Lake]
[Go to the River]
[Go to the Warehouse]












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{For Renn}

At the City Triangle, Renn sees a job board. The same jobs on the paper are here.

Wait a minute: What's this? "Money for Spray Painters: Rollerblade and Spraypaint = Money!"

In the distance, you see a guy attack a teenager who looks like they should be in "The World Ends With You." The Teen summons a large dragon.



Teen "Belial! Swallow this dumbass whole!"

The dragon begins to approach the guy.

[Take a job]
[Help the guy]
[Help the Teen]
[Go to the Weapon Store]
[Go to the Item Shop]
[Go to the Occult Store]
[Go to the Restaurant]
[Go to the Job Center]
[Go to Alucard's House]
[Go to the ArchFiend's Fortress]
[Go to the Lake]
[Go to the River]
[Go to the Warehouse]
[Attack the next person you see]
[Do nothing]












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{For Karasu}

Karasu appears in the City Triangle: The center of The City. There are many places open from here.

[Go to the Weapon Store]
[Go to the Item Shop]
[Go to the Occult Store]
[Go to the Restaurant]
[Go to the Job Center]
[Go to Alucard's House]
[Go to the ArchFiend's Fortress]
[Go to the Lake]
[Go to the River]
[Go to the Warehouse]
[Attack the next person you see]
[Yell at someone for no good reason]
[Lie down and go to sleep]
[Do nothing]

"I guess I should probably go meet some of the town's people, besides, I hear this guy is pretty famous."

[Go to Alucard's House]