Insane RP Adventure 3: Insert Epic Title Here

Goral breaks the spikes, but they quickly grow back. Soon, everyone is pushed into the spikes and receive painful stab wounds in their backs. Owie.

Beat: Damn, effin damn... must... make... plan...!

Getting himself off the spikes, Beat jumps forwards and stabs Rhyme's blade into the floor, then, using it as something to hold on to, again jumps forwards, taking Rhyme with him, then stabbing the Owl-Zoda with it, and turning it around for some extra damage. He then, powered by cool slow-motion and fast-motion effects, pulled Rhyme out and slashed Zoda with it to make it a combo - "Damn you, Zoda-bastard!"

Zaebos uses his LP ability to divide into two forms. One is a cloud of poisonous gas and the other a floating stream of green burning acid, both resembling Zaebos's original form.
Gaseous Zaebos: ...Now...
Acidic Zaebos: ...Die...
both forms, in their new states, snuck past Zoda's armor, Acidic Zaebos burned into Zoda's flesh and Gaseous Zaebos snuck inot Zoda through his nostrils and into his lungs.

Beat tries to jump the gap, but Zoda's wings flapping pushes Beat back. He lands inches from the spikes.

Uh Tiki...

Zoda has yet to stop flapping his wings, making a powerful gust of wind still that probably blows Gaseous Zaebos away. It also makes it too difficult to cross the gap he made between you guys and him.

Also, do we even know if Zoda breathes? Poison probably doesn't work if he isn't choking on the poison you just threw.

Nevertheless, Acidic Zaebos succeeds in incinerating Zoda's flesh.

...

(You know what? F*** it. The gap is WHY HE CAN'T REACH ZODA AND INCINERATE HIS FLESH. But what ever)

Zoda turns back to his original form and teleports all over.

Zoda "Get out of me, you pathetic mortal!"

Beat: ...You know what, mister Yoda, I really hate you. T _ T (I mean just look at by back its all... holy... as in, full of holes!)

Beats hair suddenly combusts, and he also teleports after Zoda (actually he just dashes real fast) and swings Rhyme (wich is in its sheath) towards Zoda like it's a baseball bat.

Zoda flies and falls into the pit.

Zoda "ARRRRRGH!!!"

After a while, Zoda teleports back and clutches Beat by the neck.

Zoda "How dare you, you foolish mortal!"

Zoda then puts his right hand over the top of Beat's head and squeezes. Soon, blood starts seeping from Beat's head. Zoda then throws him into Goral, who flies back and gets spiked again. MM picks up Goral and does something that makes the spike wound not hurt anymore.

-strips off destroyed suit and puts armor back on-

Goral takes off the suit, but after the armor is put on, the suit automatically puts itself back on Goral, completely undamaged.

"wtf"
......... [throws beat back at zoda]

Beat flies in the air, rolling like a doll.

Zoda, who's armor is starting to melt rapidly, tries to punch Beat, but is unable to. Beat lands on Zoda and pins him down.

Beat: LOL AWESOME

Beat starts smashing Zoda's face with Rhyme and its sheath, double smashing in fact - he is holding the blade in the other hand and the sheath in the other.

Zaebos throws a vial of acid at zoda.

Beat is beating the s*** out of Zoda, whose on his back. Suddenly, Beat notices that he's stuck in Zoda's melting armor. Suddenly, Zaebos' acid vial nails Beat square in the back and burns him.

-grabs beat and tosses him aside-
-plunges sword into zoda-

Beat, flying trough the air, curses.

Beat: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--!!

- damn, he sure goes off flying easily.

The sword pierces through Zoda and his eyes suddenly sharply glow before fading out and turning black. Then this body suddenly explodes several times, but the explosions don't hurt Goral.

MM "Die, you alien sonofabitch!"

MM jumps in the air with excitement and runs out of the room, grabbing everybody and dragging them around Alan.

Jackuval "Looks like he's about to die. I don't think he'll survive this."

MM "Shut up! He'll make it!"

Villain "I have my doubts, I admit, but there might be a chance he'll pull through this."

After a while of suspense, suddenly Alan opens his eyes. MM looks at him and gets on her knees to be level with him.

MM "Alan! Get up, Zoda's dead!"

Alan *Weakly* "You guys defeated Zoda? Good work. [coughs up blood] I'm pretty badly hurt, but I may make it."

Jackuval "HAH! Now's my chance!"

Suddenly, ghosts grab Alan and try to take him away until they're all shot down by MM, who jumps up and catches his falling body.

MM "You bastard! You just waited until Zoda was out of the way!"

Jackuval "Of course! Why compete with something more threatening that myself? Here's the plan, I-"

Suddenly, a large bullethole appears in Jackuval's forehead. A bullethole so big you can see right through his head. He falls backwards and collapses.

Alucard "Sorry I'm late. Problems back in The City below were going on."

Alan "Alucard...glad to see you."

Alucard "Damn you're beat up. I should heal you."

Alan "I'll be fine. I've had worse."

Alucard picks him up off the ground and starts walking away.

Alucard "I noticed you guys also freed the prisoners. I'm going to get everyone back to the ground. I'd also hurry if I were you, because the place is going to explode in 5 minutes, meaning I'm going to be sending it deep into space."

As soon as he leaves, Paymon, Shabriri, and Nowe turn back to their normal selves.

{Now, "heroes", is your chance. Do you sneak some of the poison with you, do you leave the Base empty handed so no one can be hurt by the venomous substance, or do you destroy the huge vat and flood the whole place, killing everyone in the process? The choice is yours.

No, you can NOT take the whole thing yourself, no matter how many people you have.}

[rigs vat with C4 grabs beat's leg and drags him away.]

(Beat's still got some poison in his bag wich he got earlier)

Beat dramatically points at Alucard.

Beat: WHO... THE HELL IS THAT?!

Yeah Beat. You're smart, real smart.

[tells beat]
"that is Alucard, half vampire, son of/guy who has dibs on Dracula's head."

Everyone begins leaving. Now they're all standing on the outside platform where they entered via moving stairs. People are boarding helicopters and other flying machines. Alucard is entering the Vic Viper with Alan.

Alucard "Over here, you guys. 2 minutes until I toss this place out of here!"

-leaves still dragging beat ho needs a pie or something cause he is so light-

(Beat: VVvvvampires aye...)

Beat puts his right hands thumb on his other nostril and sucks some air in. Manly. He then runs out off the platform, landing right in to the open cockpit of the firehawk.