Insane RP Adventure 3: Insert Epic Title Here

Beat whispers to the others: Lets kick his ass from the behind! o,o

Renn: ...That's diff'rnt... Allright Mr. Control Freeeeaaaak!

...LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!!!

[Fire lazers! ...Again...]

{For Beat and Goral}

Bad news, Goral. The part of the blade that was in his leg is no longer there.

Suddenly, lasers blast Jackuval. Are other people here?

[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]












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{For Paymon and Renn}

Jackuval gets blastinated by lasers.

Jackuval "Dammit! How did this happen?! Argh..."

He looks like he's crippled a bit. His leg has bandages around it and he's limping.

[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]

"his leg couldn't have healed that fast, the heat would have more or less melted his leg. and fractured the bone, hmm."

{For Beat and Goral}

Creator "Look, you gonna argue about how a guy with a harem of ghosts managed to heal so quickly in this universe of all places? Hurry up and kick some ass!"

[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]

Beat lazily pointed Rhyme at Jackuval, with an "aw *%^& this" sort of face on.

Beat: What the sh*t man? D'was posed to be our catch.

"fffffffffffff-"
*runs toward jack*

Shabriri: There is the Jackuval assholes!
Paymon: Hey jackie, remember me!
Shabriri: Time to crush you!

Renn: Hey, you see that Creator guy?? He gave me the tool to save the world from the sinister global conspiracy!!!

[FIRE LAZERS AGAIN!]

Renn: DEEEEEEEECAPITRON!!!

Paymon: No one ever gave me a tool to save the world... >.>
Shabriri: I guess this guy has it covered.

The lasers hit Jackuval and knock him back. He falls over and Goral tramples him. Ouch.

[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]

"ugh, err, sorry?"

Jackuval "I swear your presence is a curse..."

The ghosts grab Goral and pin him against the wall.

"Quit hurting our master, you bastard!"

Oh scheisse, these ghosts are pissed! They raise Goral to the ceiling and drop him. By the way, the ceiling is 50 feet up.

[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]

"*sigh* why me?"
*falls on jack*

By somehow defying the laws of physics, you swim through the air like Lupin III and land on Jackuval. Suddenly he gets really angry and throws you into Beat.

Jackuval "I...Have...Had...Enough!!!"

Looks like he's a liiiiiiiiiittle pissed off.

"I bet that is what I looked like when you destroyed the last soda."

Beat is watching the scene from where he... is standing. He had somehow magically gotten a chocolate bar and was now eating it.

4 female ghosts fly over to Beat and look at him.

"We know it's a bad time, but we can't resist! You're so cute!"

The ghost grab Beat's arms and legs and bring him high into the air. Suddenly gravity shifts and Beat is pinned to the ceiling. The ghosts remove his socks and footwear and start tickling him all over. They seem overwhelmed with joy for some reason.

Ghost "Come on! Maybe if we do this long enough he'll die and join us so we can be together forever!"

Jackuval "Dammit, girls! Can't you control yourselves? I knew I should have created weapons for them to wield!"

Suddenly, Alan runs in the room. Now he is sporting a home made red tie behind his necklaces.

Alan "Jackuval...Trouble's never too far away. Alright guys, let's take this villain down!"

Jackuval "I've been too generous to you, Alan. That poison I put in you...I didn't give you enough of it."

Alan "Trust me, I was fortunate enough to find the cure."

Jackuval "But alas, your cure will be useless against my new poison! It's 10 minutes away from releasing!"

Alan "You already made it?"

Jackuval "Yes. Here, be the first real victims!"

Jackuval pulls out multiple syringes of a blue neon liquid.

Alan "Be careful, guys! I don't think that stuff's very safe!"

*shoot jack with colt while he is talking to Alan*

Jackuval studders backwards, but the bullets don't pierce him.

Jackuval "You, sir knight, have pissed me off beyond belief! NURSE!"

He yells out and a female ghost dressed as a nurse wielding a giant syringe appears.

Nurse "Yes, Doctor?"

Jackuval "The knight needs a shot. A large one."

Nurse "Leave it to me!"

The ghost approaches Goral

Beat is half laughing half crying, and in the middle of it all trying to shout to Alan, "MAKE IT STOP OH DEAR LORD MY FEET IT TICKLES"

Alan "Uh Beat...sorry, but we have a bigger problem to work on. Get right to..."

MM "Leave...my...boyfriend...alone!"

MM jumps so high she jumps off Alan's shoulders and tries to reach the ceiling, but doesn't quite make it. She then takes the dual Skorpion submachine guns Alan is holding and aims them. He quickly lowers her arms.

Alan "Careful! These are anti-ghost rounds, but they can still kill people!"

MM "But Beat is..."

Alan "We have to help him later. Come on, let's fight Jackuval."

MM "..."

MM starts shooting at the Nurse and Alan runs to Jackuval to fight.

*puts suit on and takes off armor*
"I am not this knight you are looking for, search else where."

Nurse "Come on, I'm not stupid!"

The Nurse throws her huge syringe at Goral, but instead of impaling him it bounced off him the moment it hits the suit.

Jackuval "What?! How did you reflect a diamond needle?!"

Suddenly Alan right roundhouse kicks Jackuval in the jaw, knocking him to the ground, then jumps on Jackuval and stomps him. Jackuval catches his foot with his hands and throws him off.

Jackuval "Ghosts! Seize Alan at once so I can inject him!"

The ghosts are way too busy torturing Beat for their own amusement to pay attention to Jackuval.

Jackuval "GHOSTS! HURRY UP AND GRAB HIM!"

Nurse "I got him, Doctor!"

The Nurse flies behind him and grabs him by the arms from behind.

Alan "Hellooooooooo Nurse..."

Jackuval "Alright, say goodbye!"

Jackuval throws a syringe at Alan.

"diamond needle?!"

*catches and steals syringe*