Insane RP Adventure 3: Insert Epic Title Here

Goral manages to snatch the needle from The Nurse since she's occupied holding Alan.

Nurse "Hey! Give me that back!"

The Nurse lets go of Alan, giving him enough time to dive roll away from the syringe thrown at him. It flies and gets stuck into the wall and Alan pulls it out. Looks like it still has a little poison left.

Jackuval "Dammit, dammit! Curse you, knight!"

Jackuval jump kicks Goral in the head and tosses the giant syringe back to The Nurse.

*stands steady, grabs jacks foot, and throws him at the nurse with the needle."

The Nurse shrieks and raises the syringe to avoid impaling her master. As Jackuval falls to the ground, he once again looks at the ghosts playing with Beat on the ceiling.

Jackuval "You girls are in serious trouble later!"

Ghost "We don't have to stay with you, you know!"

Jackuval "You forgot our contract! With the push of that button you'll go straight to Hell for cheating Death!"

Ghost "We already broke that button, so hah!"

Jackuval "WHAT?!"

Alan quickly grabs Jackuval's head from behind and starts kneeing him before bringing Jackuval onto his shoulders and falling backwards to slam him into the ground.

*throws sword at nurse*

Goral's sword cruises through The Nurse since she's a ghost. Meanwhile Alan takes aim with his Tommy Gun.

Alan "Hang on, Beat, here comes help!"

He fires his Tommy Gun and takes out the ghosts tormenting him. His gravity returns to normal and Beat falls into MM's arms.

"Let's do it!"

=_=
*walks thru nurse to get sword*

Nurse "EEP! PERV!"

The Nurse tries to stab Goral with her syringe, but the suit blocks it again. Alan uses his Tommy Gun and shoots The Nurse up.

Jackuval "Stop that!"

Renn: HA HA!

[Shoot nurse with lazers]

The lasers blastinate The Nurse and cause her ghostly ectoplasmic buildup to separate, thereby destroying her.

Jackuval "You bastards!"

Jackuval throws syringes at everyone. Alan picks up The Nurse's syringe and tosses it to Beat.

Alan "Nail him!"

Beat grabbed the syringe of air, and shouting out awesomeness, threw it at Jackuval.

(Beat: *%^& YES! TREMBLE IN FEAR, JACK THE UVAL, AS OUR FRIENDSHIP IS THE FRIENDSHIP THAT WILL CUT DOWN ALL THINGS EVIL, AND THEN MAKE SOUP OUT OF THEIR ROOTS! BOOYAH!!)

*sits down*

[LP ability!]

Renn generates the MEDIGUN and shoots the syringe flying at him, ideally with point blank accuracy, with a blast of purifying power! >:D

Jackuval dodges the syringe and it bounces off Goral's suit once more. The ghosts holding Beat are very angry at Alan and all grab the syringe and fly at him.

Alan "Oh bollocks..."

Alan dive rolls and stands back up. He kicks the syringe once they get close and grabs it.

Alan "Goral, give it a shot!"

He tosses the syringe to Goral and avoids getting grabbed by the ghosts by shooting them with his Tommy Gun again.

"..... what the hell am I supposed to do with this?"

Beat: ...throw it at Jack the Uval?

"that will work."
*throw at jack*

Jackuval turns around and sees the syringe coming, but one of his ghosts holds him in place.

Jackuval "TRAITOR! UNHAND ME!"

Ghost "NO! You're trying to hurt that cute boy!"

The syringe impales Jackuval where his heart should be and he cries out in pain.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

Jackuval slouches forward to the point where you can't even believe he's balancing and standing on his feet, then he looks up, his eyes blood red.

Jackuval "Now I'm pissed!"

Jackuval suddenly teleports to Goral and slams the syringe's needle so hard on Goral's helmet that it shatters! Nowwwwwwww's probably the time to panic!

Alan "Oh nein..."

Alan shoots his Tommy Gun at Jackuval, but it looks like it's doing little damage!

Suddenly, Beat has dashed to Jackuvals side, his hair is on fire, and he is smiling widely, with his teeth showing.

Beat: SOUP &$%^& C:<

He then punched Jackuval on teh right cheek, feal fast real powerful.

(Beat: ...I hope teh superb awesome and cool and flashy and nice flare hair fighting technigue will do... at least something)

*grabs jacks throat and trows him backwards*

As Beat is about to land his awesome punch, Jackuval switches places with Goral and Beat blasts Goral in the face.

*grabs beats throat and throws him at jack*

Beat flips in the air and then starts spinning, spiralling towards Jackuvals face, his feet on flames.

Beat: THE SPINNING BULLDOZER - KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCK!

Jackuval takes the kick pretty well since he's still standing there. He grabs Beat's legs and slams him back and forth before throwing him a Alan.

(Beat during flying: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK)

Beat managed to grab the floor with his other hand while flying, but instead of stopping, he simply started rolling, then stopping and hitting his head on the ground.

*lifts gun toward jack and polls the trigger*