IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

{For Beat}

As Beat looks back at the adventures he went on, one suddenly pops in his mind and begins to unravel.

{Finland, 2:36 PM}

The streets are void of human life and the buildings were in ruins. Beat was walking towards a nearby van which read "Evacuation Escape Vehicle." There was a strange plague going around or something and people had begun mutating into horrific monsters known in movies as "zombies". Checking the large van, he finds there is a dark green scaled anthropomorphic snake wearing a black bandanna, black vest with a torn white shirt underneath, blue pants, and white metal shin guards over his black boots. The snake is male from appearance and is sleeping, unaware of Beat's opening of the van.

[Say something]
[What?]
[Jump on the snake]
[End the flashback and get back to falling since this never happened]
[Do the Duck! QUACK!]
[Blow up the van]
[Assassinate the snake]
[Get in the seat and drive the van]
[Call the Mario Bros.: This thing has a leaking exhaust pipe!]
[Inhale the random pixie stick dust in your pocket]
[Fall over and die]
[Do nothing]










{For Goral}

Goral finishes a large steak. He is beginning to feel very full and sluggish.

[Eat more]
[Go somewhere else in the casino]
[Start trouble]
[Fall asleep]
[Leave]
[Do nothing]

[Say something]
[What?]

Beat: WTF? ...Finland? Hell, this never happaned.

[Jump on the snake]

Beat: YOU, SNAKEFELLOW, I AM FALLING TROUGH THE SKY AND HAVING MAJOR FLASHBACKS, WHAT THE HELL IS MY MIND DOING IN FINNIELAND?!

[Go somewhere else in the casino]

{For Beat}

The snake jumps upon Beat's landing on him and throws him off. He speaks in Finnish.

Snake [Translation] "Damn kid, get away from me. I'm trying to get some sleep without getting mauled like everyone else."

[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]










{For Goral}

Goral finds himself at the BlackJack table.

Dealer "Would you like to play?"

[Yes]
[No]
[Steal chips]
[Go somewhere else]
[Climb up to the second floor and throw a barrel at a random Craps table]
[Leave the casino]
[Do nothing]

[yes]
"I am going to make you regret those words faster than you can bankrupt and addict."

{For Goral}

Stakes: 200 Money

The dealer gives out the cards. Goral sees that the dealer has a Jack of Diamonds.

Goral has a Four of Clubs and the Ace of Spades.

[Hit]
[Stay]
[Fold]
[Double up]

[Hit]

Beat, falling trough the air, makes the good ol' and classic "deathstare".

Beat: ಠ_ಠ I don't know finnish... or wait, do I?

Beat then closes his eyes again, to go back to this odd flashbackish possible plain figment of imagination.

Beat: [Translation] "Damn snake, get to me. I'm trying to make sense out of this without some sleep without getting mauled like everyone else excluding you and me. Imma gunna be dying soon due to some odd heart stopping poison and I need an andidote!"

(Beat: ಠ_ಠ)

{For Beat}

Hearing Beat's English, the snake closed his eyes

Snake "Huh? You speak English too? Thank god."

He stood up and looked at Beat as he yawned and stretched.

Snake "Whatever. This thing's out of gas, so we won't be able to drive out of this place. I have a friend who has a plane that we can use to get out of here, but its on the other side of the country."

[Agree and start walking]
[Attack the snake]
[Tickle the snake]
[Say Screw You and walk away]
[End the flashback]
[Do nothing]

{For Goral}

You have 400 money left after several losses. Keep playing?

[Yes]
[No]

[End the flashback]

Beat: FIREHAWK!!

[Continue flashback]

[Agree and start walking]

Beat: Well uh, allrighte.

{For Beat}

In real life, the FireHawk is not responding! Beat is now 30 stories from the ground.

{Flashback}

Oswald "Alright, be careful. I assume that if you made it this far you've fought the zombies. Be careful and lets go."

Oswald begins walking down the way and Beat follows. As they look around, Beat sees a random oil drum.

[Kick the oil drum and break it]
[Grab the oil drum and throw it]
[Hide in the oil drum]
[Stand on the oil drum and claim it in the name of France]
[Have a heart attack and die]
[Do nothing]

[Stand on the oil drum and claim it in the name of France]

Beat suddenly climbs onto the oil drum and shouts

Beat: FRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNCCE!!

Then just as guickly climbing back down to say and ask

Beat: Well, I have fought all sorts a zombies but errrr not here. Is my brain functioning well?

{For Beat}

After declaring the barrel in the name of France out loud, suddenly several zombies surrounded Beat and Oswald.

[Bad end. Game over!]

Alan looked at Beat with a confused face.

Alan "That's a great way to act in a zombie simulation game."

{Falling}

Beat finds himself falling once more, now 10 feet from the ground. Any last words?

[Say what you want]
[Hit the ground and take it like a betch]

[Say what you want]
[Hit the ground and take it like a betch]

Beat: PI IS NOT 3!!

[Yes]

{For Beat}

Beat slams into the ground and explodes, his body entirely burned black except for his eyes.

{The Dark Abyss}

Beat stands up and finds himself in a completely black valley. The ground he stands on is covered with rocks and cracked from what looks like objects that were once flaming, the burn marks apparent on each damaged part of the ground. The sky was a dark purple with black clouds floating in different directions

Demonic voice "Welcome, dead soul. You have died and are now condemned to my domain for all eternity."

Several demons appear around Beat, all black with red magma where the veins on humans would be visible. They flew with dark bat-like wings and grabbed Beat by his arms, taking him into the air.

[NOT SO FAST! (Ask for explanation)]
[Go with the flow]
[Curse for being in what appears to be Hell]
[Ask the demons for a cigarette. You're dead, it's not like you can kill yourself any more]









{For Goral}

Suddenly, a strange man appears on the balcony of the second floor and hefts a barrel over his head.

Man "Heads up, you heathen monkeys!"

He throws the barrel at the table Goral is playing at and swings off of a rope that came out of nowhere, kicking two security guards down. He then runs off with a girl who appears to be his daughter. Outside, loud footsteps are heard that shake the ground.

[Go outside]
[Go back to the buffet]
[Go to slots]
[Go to roulette wheel]
[Go to craps]
[Go to the night club]
[Fall asleep]
[Do nothing]

[NOT SO FAST! (Ask for explanation)]

Beat, flying trough the air as the demons hold his arms, is laughing his precious dead little butt off.

Beat: Dooooodddd this is hell ain't it? I'm fire element, fire don't do sh**. Also you know I just sorta saved myself because I was sorta about to have a heart attack anyways. Say now mister satanic fellow, how do I get outta here? I still got some asses to kick.

(Also on sort of a personal non gameplay note, does Beat still have full clothing, items and weaponry with him?)

[Go outside]

{For Beat}

{Yes, Beat still has all his stuff}

Demonic Voice "There is no escape from Hell, and we'll see how powerful your fire really is."

Beat is hefted over a large vat of molten lava, souls of the damned reaching out in a vain attempt to escape. Very, VERY slowly the demons start descending Beat. He's like 100 feet over the vat and they're going at 10 feet every minute.

[Do something]
[Do nothing]








{For Goral}

Goral steps outside, the night sky lit with the flames consuming the surrounding buildings. The military and a scientist have gathered as a large 50s style robot slowly advances towards the casino. Near the scientist is a man trying to hammer a nail into a wooden 2x4 with a brick

[Attack the robot]
[Run inside like a weenie]
[Talk to the military]
[Talk to the scientist]
[Talk to the man]
[Join the robot and fight the military and scientist]
[Do nothing]

[Talk to the military]

Beat, looking at the lava, is biting his lip and says:

Beat: Hurr you know the moment that lava gets too close, I can just turn myself into a huge ball of flames, and due to the fact the flames are indeed flames but in the other hand a part of me it would basically guard me from all the lava... hell, I could just combust right away, It's not like any loss of energy due to fire could do crap to me.... unless of course this is one of those hells where stuff works just the same as usual except you just never die.

{For Beat}

Demon "Uh...I don't know if this works, dood! What do you think?"

Demon 2 "Come on, dood! We should be confident in making others suffer! How about we just rearrange this?"

Demon "Good idea, dood!"

Quickly the demons fly Beat elsewhere over a giant lake that's half frozen.

Demon "It's fireproof, dood!"

[Panic]
[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]













{For Goral}

Military "Not now, sir! We're trying to stop the world's largest semi conductor from attacking the last building in Las Vegas: This casino!"

[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]

[Do stuff]

Beat bites his lip, lowering his eyebrows, staring at the lake.

Beat: Crud. And I suppose it's also so cold that using a theoretical technigue where I would do basically the same thing as when combusting except not let the flames loose, instead directing all the released energy at myself, could not keep me warm?

{For Beat}

Demon "Uh dood? Can you stop questioning how this place works and tremble a little?"

[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]

"we'll call it, New Vegas!"