IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

[swings sword again]

Beats stomach is pulled back my pain a little, and he then grins, saying:

Beat: Pehh, well, that just gunna make it all interesting!

Beat's right foot suddenly combusts and is sent flying towards Alan's head from the side, with Beat then moving after it, with his foot not stopping for even a second, resulting Beat standing on his hands. He then kicks at Alan twice and flips doing a hip-hoppy 360° flip-kick with both of his feet on fire, somehow resulting him on his feet again. After that, he instantly attemps to punch Alan again with his left hand in flames.

Alan flies in flames for a second before slamming into the ground.

Alan "...I do believe I'm on fire..."

Quickly getting to his feet, Alan quickly does a backward handspring to gain distance then dashes forward, slouching to the side just stopping in front of Beat.

"Hit me with your best shot, Yoz."


Goral swings his sword and manages to knock Tone's shotgun 30 feet to the right. Tone begins running towards his shotgun.

[jumps up and lands next to shot gun]

Beat: ...can't you just hit me with yo fists so I could try to counter? Damn you and guns. T^T

Upon saying that, Alan immediately raised his left arm to try and counter Beat, but stumbles when Beat doesn't actually try to hit him.






Goral lands next to the shotgun, and Tone pulls out a kris sword.

Tone "Your armor may be strong against my hands and feet, but it surely won't stand against a blade that has cut diamond!"

Tone quickly swings the sword rapidly at Goral

[dodges and punches chest]

Beat: HA!!

Beat then guickly slammed his hand at the other side of Alucar's head, creating a strong explosion using his new gloves.

Alan is sent flying back and slams into the side of Alucard's House.

Alan "Damn! Elemental attacks...OW!"

Quickly recovering and adjusting his hat (which somehow is not scorched and still on his head) and summons ghost hands that punch Beat from behind.

Dodging all the slashes, Goral punches Tone square in the chest. Tone flies back and rolls to recover. He then charges at Goral again.

Beat is taunting at his victorious hit ("Hell torchin' yeaaaahhhh!!!"), and is then hit by the ghost hands, wich he did not expect, not for the slighest bit, and therefore stumbling forward. Next time you should keep your back covered, Beat!

[slaps tone upside the head with big ass sword]

Just as Beat moves from getting hit, Alan pulls out his Winchester rifle and swings it like a bat, nailing Beat square in the face. He then fires a round at Tone that nails him in the leg.

Tone is about to dodge Goral's sword when suddenly Alan shoots him in the back of the leg with his Winchester rifle. Stumbling in pain, Goral hits him with his sword and sends Tone slamming into the side of Alucard's House.

MM "What's going on out there?! You're making a racket!"

Beat flies backwards in a flip, but instead of hitting the ground, he welcomes it with his hands, suddenly reversing the flip, causing him to go towards Alan in a flipping motion. His feet then combust and he kicks Alan in the back of his head, then suddenly lowering his pose to continue it all to a 360° degree kick directed at the very backs of Alans shins, the intention to make him fall. He then, again, slams both of his hands to the ground and creates two explosions wich then rise him very high in the air, from where he then falls over Alan with his feet on fire, like a super-awesome-upwards-torpedo-of-awesome!

Beat: You should watch your back, Al-Pal! It's me who's your apponent!

[throws bucket of water on beat's flaming feet]

Alan gets totally beaten up by Beat's uber combo.

Alan "Owie!"

Quickly Alan hops to his feet.

Alan "That was just my secret technique: Let an opponent beat you up so they get cocky and let you do THIS!"

Charging at Beat, Alan pulls a pipebomb out from his pocket. He then pulls out his Walther P.38 (now named Cassandra after a certain cobra. Isn't that sweet?) and shoots the fuse in an attempt to light it, but it doesn't work. After three attempts, he hands it to Beat.

Alan "Could you light this and hold onto it until the fuse runs out?"

Goral's random bucket of water does not dissipate Beat's flames because the gloves amplify the fire and make it continue to burn even after getting soaked. Tone gets up off the wall and runs to Goral.

Tone "Quite brutal and effective."

Tone suddenly runs at Goral with incredible speed and does a slide kick that trips him.

Beat: Oh, um, sure.

Beat takes the bomb and lights the fuse by creating a small flame with the his left hands thumb, forefinger and middlefinger brought together.

(SCK: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---!!!)

Beat explodes when the pipe bomb goes off. As he's flying back, Alan creates ghost hands that grab his Skorpions and Walther P.38 while Alan pulls out his Tommy Gun. Together, they juggle Beat in the air with a hail of rubber bullets before Alan pulls out his rifle and swings it like a golf club, whacking Beat in the face.

Alan "I think I've discovered a new technique!"

Beat takes all the hits, excluding the hit of the rifle. Instead, he just barely makes it and guards his face with his other hand, also creating an explosion to push the rifle away. He then ducked into a few rounds of spiralling around in a 360° kick, with his right leg then all of sudden coming out of the spiral to kick Alan's face from below, creating an explosion as it hit him.

Goral gos into "last stand" and fires 1911 at tone, fires off 8 rounds........ they were blanks.

-gets up-

Beat blows Alan straight into the stairs of Alucard's House, a loud crack accompanying his impact.

Alan "PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!"

Tone shoots Goral in the face with an exploding shotgun shell and runs to Alan.

Tone "Hurry up and get your ship over here, Beat! We only need to capture Alan!"

Beat: Righto!

Beat then whistled by shoving two of his fingers into his mouth, then shouthing out loud his ships name, "FIREHAWK!!". Firehawk then flew to the scene, and Beat jumped in to the cockpit.

{For Beat}

Tone grabs Alan and jumps into the back seat of the Firehawk

Tone "Let's leave now before that fool tries to attack us more!"

Beat didn't say a thing, for somehow his mouth was already full of potato chips and he had a 3 layer sandwich on top of his head, instead simply showing thumbs up with his right hand for Tone. Firehawk then took off at high speed.

(Beat: Gotta eat well and lots, otherwise there aint gunna be no flames!)

{For Beat}

The Firehawk sped off a high speeds and moments later arrived in front of the ArchFiend Fortress. Tone put handcuffs on Alan during the ride and carries him into the Fortress.

Inside, Villain is sitting behind the reception desk. He sees Tone holding Alan and quickly approaches him.

Villain "Good work you two. I knew you wouldn't fail."

Tone "Beat over here is a good fighter. I have to admit he was a great partner."

Villain "I assume the fire equipment served you well? Alright then, Beat. I have another mission for you alone. A few, actually. Pick which one you want while we interrogate Alan."

He puts a piece of paper over the desk so Beat can see it and Villain and Tone walk off with Alan towards the Torture Chamber.

{Assignments for Beat:

-Steal the Philosopher's Stone from the Museum
-Capture MM and bring her to the Fortress
-Go to Weapon Store and pick up shipment of top secret weapons
-Find someone to repair the trampoline out back}

[Take an assignment]
[Follow Villain and Tone]
[Stealthily follow Villain and Tone]
[Leave the Fortress]
[Do nothing]









{For Goral}

Tone grabs Alan and they get into Beat's ship and speed off. Looks like you're left in the dust, Goral.

[Go into Alucard's House]
[Go to the City Triangle]
[Summon a random form of transportation]
[Do nothing]

Beat blankly stares at Tone.

Beat: °u° Why thank you, you too!! And why yussshhh, ma good Villainy sir, it was aweomse. Now, lessee....

Beat stared at the piece of paper given to him, and decided he'd take the whole paper with him.

(Beat: Nice!! First imma go get MM so we can go take the philosophers stone from the museum, get weapons and steal some guns wich I may then turn into gold if possible, and then we can go blackmail some dude with a gun so he can fix the trampoline for us... good plan!)

[Leave the fortress to go and pick up MM]