IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

Beat looks at the demon that just talked with a face of such of an negative answer it is as if it had NO written on it with a red marker.

Beat: NO. I want to meet Hitler and eat cookies with him. Chocolate-cookies, and milk! AND THEN I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE TEA WITH HIM, NAPOLEON, ALEXANDER THE GREAT, VLADIMIR LENIN, WINNIE THE POOH AND ASH KETCHUM!! Alongside Jessie, James and Meowth. AND DON'T YOU TELL ME THEY ARE JUST CARTOONS AND STILL ALIVE, ALONGSIDE GOOD. Also, Piglet. As for Stalin... mehh.

Also, Nero. Nero is fricken badass.

{For Beat}

Demon "Uh dood? That's during break time, and break time is...right now."

After a brief sigh, the demons fly Beat to a beach resort that has a great view of the sky and several famous people who are now deceased. It wouldn't even look like the place Beat was at before save the occasional demon flying around running human errands like serving actually good looking food and waitering. People are swimming in the water and appear to be enjoying themselves quite a bit.

Just as Beat lands on the ground, the demons that were flying him around put on sunglasses and lie down on the sand.

Looking about, Beat sees...IS THAT MM?! Yes it is, and she's being tickle tortured.

MM "AHAHAHAHAHAHA NO! PLEASE HAHAHAHAHAHA NO MORE! I SURRENDER! MERCY! HELP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

MM's body is completely buried in the sand, save her head and feet, which are being tickled by demons holding feather dusters. She doesn't notice Beat because she's laughing too hard. An anthropomorphic green scaled snake girl wearing a bikini outfit approaches Beat holding a clip board. She looks very cute and innocent.

Waitress "Hello! Can I get you something to eat or drink? Today's special is Swiss and Mushroom Burger and fries meal with a large drink special. Drink of the day is Pina Colada."

[Approach the demons]
[Look around for famous people]
[Run into the water]
[Order something to eat]
[Lie down on the sand and relax]
[Question what the Hell's going on in Hell]
[Do nothing]










{For Goral}

Just as Goral says that, the scientist fires a ray at the robot. "We need more power!" After saying that a few times, he says "Can no one stop this thing?"

Man from the casino "Just let me throw a barrel at it!"

The man is standing on the 7th floor of the casino and throw a barrel at the robot, causing it to stagger and lower its arm enough for Goral to climb up.

[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]

Beat looks around, also noticing MM but then just shuddering, "Ehh, sorta deserves it." He then turns to the cute, anthropomorphic snake girl.

[Order something to eat]

Beat: Uhh yes please. I would like to have everything with "Today's" in it, alongside all of your most calorie filled, delicious, delicious goodies. 2 of each, infact. Oh yes and also, a huge, huge diet coke.

{For Beat}

The snake girl smiles sweetly with her eyes closed and opens a portal behind her. She then pulls out a large table with all of Beat's food on it and a large foot tall cup next to a fountain machine dispensing Diet Coke.

Snake girl "Enjoy <3"

The girl walks away and serves another man.

[Eat]
[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]

[Eat]

Beat burts out laughing his arse off, shouting out loud "Oh man, this is awesome! Thanks snakelady!". He then proceeded to eat like (in) hell.

-climb up the robot-

{For Beat}

Beat eats all the food. It's incredibly tasty, and Beat doesn't feel bloated because he's already dead! The snake girl comes back around and smiles as she creates a portal and puts the dishes inside it.

Snake girl "Did you enjoy your meal? If you want anything else, feel free to ask, hon' <3"

The snake girl winks at Beat and walks away. Meanwhile, MM is still buried and being tortured.

[Look for famous people]
[Go swimming]
[Go up to the demon's tickling MM]
[Roll out a random blanket and kick back]
[Do nothing]










{For Goral}

Goral climbs up the robot's arm. The man from the casino that threw the barrel is fighting a scientist. They're fighting by exchanging really weak karate chops and shielding themselves when they get hit.

[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]

Beat just smiles and nods with an "Uh-huh" to the Snake girl, still ignoring MM, secretly looking at the snakegirls butt as she walks away, then snorting happily.

Beat: Hell her butt, suffering my arse.

[Look for famous people]

Beat: Well then... Lenin, where art thee...

-climb up to the robot's head and ask "what the hell is going on?"]

{For Beat}

Walking around, Beat sees Alan sitting down doing nothing. He looks up at Beat and walks to him.

Alan "Hey Beat. How you doing? Strange seeing you here."

[Talk]
[Attack]
[Come up with a brilliant plan to torment or save MM]
[Do nothing]


{For Goral}

Suddenly, the robot begins shaking violently and is ready to explode. Time to panic!

[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]

[Talk]

Beat points at Alan, raising his right eyebrow.

Beat: What, you dead? And well pretty cool I mean I guess I like died and all but turns out this place is actually sorta fun because thanks to my fire abilities not yet one thing they have tried on me has worked, and these breaks seem pretty fantastic... also dieing and ending up in this paradise actually saved me from this heart attack so yeah.

[speak]
"....Merde."

{For Beat}

Alan "Wait, I'm not dead! this is Hell, Morinta!"

Alan points to a sign on a large pole that says "Welcome to Hell, Morinta: Tropical Paradise"

Alan "This isn't really Hell, if that's what you mean. They only do that for effect."

[Keep talking]
[Oh crud, I'm still on a time limit!]
[Go over to MM and torture her >:3]
[Blow yourself up and die for realz]
[Go swimming]
[Order more food]
[Do nothing]











{For Goral}

Goral stands around as the robot explodes, destroying him completely.

Death "I've always wanted to use this song!"



[Revive]
[Redo]
[Stay dead]

[Oh crud, I'm still on a time limit!]

"Oooohhh sh****** maaann, explains alot... although also creates some brand new, pretty iffy guestions..." wonders Beat as he looks up in the sky, "Well good I didn't try that one technique though, I mean, I would've die-... OH HOLY SH** IM STILL ON A TIME LIMIT!! Uhhh, ohhhh, good bye, gotta go see you in hell, someday! Also in the case I somehow end up in hell without all my belongings, DO NOT TOUCH A F***EN THING... althought I would be most pleased if you were to take care of it all, you may take some pocket money for that if you want, I keep my money in a wallet in my arse pocket. Just don't tell anyone, especially MM, and don't take too much either."

[Blow yourself up and die for realz]

Beat suddenly took a very manly pose, flashed in flames, turned black and ashy, and died, although somehow he was perfectly fine, just... dead, black and ashy.

[Revive]

{For Beat}

Alan "Wait, Beat! You know you're dead in this RP if you see Death, remem-"

Too late, Beat blows up.

{At Death's door}

Death "You know, this isn't the most PRODUCTIVE way of keeping yourself from dying of a heart attack."

[Revive]
[Redo]
[Stay dead]











{For Goral}

Goral revives in some kind of desert. The hot sun shines down on him in the blue sky, sand going as far as the eye can see save a slightly old looking town to his left and a large Arabian style city in to the right (kinda like the one in Aladdin).

[Go left]
[Go right]
[Go your own way]
[Sit around and b**** about the heat]
[Call a cab with that taxi sign you picked up at Death's Door (He doesn't go out much anyways)]
[Do nothing]

Beat: Oooh yes it is. See? Healthy as ever.

[Revive]

[Sit around and b**** about the heat]
"I am a fucking BAKED POTATO IN THIS ARMOR!"

{For Beat}

Beat is revived in an old looking city. The hot sun is shining from the blue sky and around him things seem pretty old but active. Around the city there are strange citizens going about who aren't human but something rather different. Strange animals like Beat has never seen before.

{This is a shameless plug from Neopets, so go ahead and look up the Lost Desert region. Sorry, but it's another thing I can add to the randomness in the RP}

Ahead of Beat is an exit to the city, which shows a desert which looks like it spans for miles. Very small on the horizon is what looks like an Arabian city.

[Go to the Desert Weapons shop]
[Go to the food stand]
[Check out some art]
[Notice the Desert Aisha waving at you and go over to her]
[Start a violent rampage]
[Head out to the desert]
[Call a cab using the Taxi sign you stole from Death's Door (He won't be needing it sense he doesn't go out much anyways)]
[Stand around and b**** about the head]
[Fall asleep]
[Do nothing]











{For Goral}

Goral sits around whining about the heat like a weenie. His fault for wearing armor.

[Do something]
[Do nothing]
[Faint from the heat]

Beat: Oh what the hell... it's hot in here.

Beat takes of his upper clothing, all except the green haramaki, and from his bag he pulls out a very, very loose and oversized red hoodie. The hoodie has great resemblance for the upper shirt of the character Mugen from the anime Samurai Champloo*, and has black flames painted on the sleeves and the hem, alongside a lone, black flame on the back. Beat then just stood there for a while, then taking a sniff at his armpits.

Beat: Oh god, this shirt should burn in hell. Stings like excessive training.

[Notice the Desert Aisha waving at you and go over to her]

Beat: Hello there little thing. What's wrong?

* http://media.animegalleries.net/albums/samurai_champloo/mugen/champloo_mugen0423.jpg

[Call a cab with that taxi sign you picked up at Death's Door (He doesn't go out much anyways)]
"oh please let the are conditioning be on!

{For Beat}

Aisha "You're kinda cute. I want to show you to my friends :)"

The Aisha takes Beat's right hand and begins pulling him to a house with an open door.

[Go with it]
[Throw her!]
[Panic and cause a scene]
[Break away and refuse]
[Try to negotiate]
[Try to find something around that could work as a diversion]
[Complain about the heat]
[Do nothing]










{For Goral}

A Taxi appears and picks up Goral.

Cab Driver "Yo, mate. Get in."

[Go to the old desert town]
[Go to the desert city]
[Go to the pyramids ahead]
[Go to the shrine]
[Crash into the river separating the desert]
[Do nothing]

[Go with it]

Beat: Alrightie!

[Go to the old desert town]

{For Beat}

Beat soon is brought into the building. There are four other Aisha girls (all Egyptian looking) and they smile at Beat. There's nothing much in here, just a wardrobe, a drawer with a large mirror on it with some make up supplies, and a large, luxurious red velvet lined bed with those see through drape thingies and a golden frame.

Aisha "Well then, let's begin. Girl's, start powering up."

The girls nod and start chanting something, soon causing a blue mist to appear around Beat.

{Beat learned how to create wind by swinging at the air!}

The Aishas smile.

Aisha "We're secretly all powerful sorceresses who are supposed to aid those who are lost in their travels. This power shall help you power up your fire techniques, and you can swing your arm from low to high to create a wave that travels across the ground."

[Thank them and head out]
[Test your new power on them]
[Rest on the bed]
[Do nothing]









{For Goral}

Goral arrives in the desert town. Everything looks regular and like everything you'd expect from an old desert town. There are some shops open. Food, interior decoration, weapons, and clothing.

[Go to a shop]
[Continue to complain about the heat]
[Tip the cab driver]
[Start a fight]
[Pass out]
[Hum and wait for something interesting to happen]
[Head out into the desert]
[Do nothing]