Insane RP Adventure 3: Insert Epic Title Here

[Panic and thrash violently (AKA Struggle in vain 2)]

Beat's other eye twitched and he startled panicing and trashing violently! Nyctophobia? Oh noes!

[Summon ghost hands]

The ghost hands joined the struggle in vain 2.

{For Beat}

HOLY CRAP YOU'VE MADE THE 500TH POST OF THE RP!!!

Struggling is entirely pointless somehow, and now Beat's feet are bare. Cruuuuuuuuuuud!

[Shoot something with mind bullets]
[Do a barrel roll]
[Curse loudly again]
[Sing a random song]
[Negotiate with the ghosts]
[Do nothing]












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{For Goral}

At random, Goral goes to door quatro. Opening it up...

TADA! It's MM! She's all tied up with duct tape over her mouth. She probably wants you to help her out.

[Help her out]
[Attack her]
[Tickle her]
[Talk to her]
[Slam the door and run to another one]
[Get in the room and close the door]
[Do nothing]












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{For Zaebos}

Zaebos wakes up with a giant snake coiled around him.

Paymon "ZAEBOS!! GET OVER HERE AND GIVE ME SOME PESTICIDES!!!"

The snake doesn't seem to realize that Zaebos is conscious, so maybe now's a chance to escape.

[Break free]
[Cut yourself free]
[Talk to the snake]
[Call back to Paymon]
[Sit around and let the snake eat you (Do nothing)]

[Do nothing]
"..."

{For Goral}

MM seems to be getting steadily impatient with Goral just standing there.

Muffled translation "Don't just stand there! Do something before the rooms shift!"

[Do something]
[Do nothing]

[Do something]
"I'm sorry, what?"

[Shoot something with mind bullets]



Beat: F*CK YOU GUISE!!!

Beat shuddenly started shooting mind bullets all around with his handguns... wich were actually his hands.

[Cut yourself free]

{For Beat}

Mind bullets shoot everywhere and light up the room with red energy in a really pretty way. Suddenly, they all merge into one large energy blast and hit Beat square in the face, knocking him out.

Female Voice "...eat...Beat...Beeeeeeeeeeeat..."

Beat wakes up and...HOLY S***! MM is looking over him, practically floating right above him. There's a white background and she's smiling really sweetly in awesome clothes.

"Beat...I was always infatuated with you, Beat."

[W-w-w-what did you say?!?!]
[Orly?!?!]
[WTF!!!]
[I KNEW IT!]
[No comment]

"Come on, darling. Don't you love me? Don't you think we should, you know, do what married people do?"

["W-w-w-what married people d-d-d-do?!?!"]
[YES!!!]
[No, I'm not ready yet]
[NOW!]
[No comment]












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{For Goral}

MM's muffled translation "YOU DUMBASS HURRY UP AND HELP! IF THE GHOSTS FIND ME AND KILL ME, I'LL HAUNT YOU FOREVER!"

[Do something]
[Do nothing]












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{For Zaebos}

Fa-SHWING! Slicy Slicy! The snake gets cut in half and Zaebos escapes.

[Go to where Paymon's voice is]
[Call out to him]
[Do a victory jig before finding him]
[Summon help using this world's logic]
[Do nothing]

[Do nothing]
"did you just tell me to use my Damascus sword to kill the ghosts and burn there remains?"

{For Goral}

MM bangs her head against the ground and gives Goral a highly pissed off look. Suddenly, she starts hovering off the ground and the door slams shut. All around Goral the doors spin rapidly in multiple circles before falling back to the ground and staying in place.

[Go to one of the doors]
[Call out for someone]
[Get a ride out of here]
[Do nothing]

Note: This time you have to say what door you go to (1 2 3 4 or 5)

[W-w-w-what did you say?!?!]

Beat stumbles backwards, blushing.

["W-w-w-what married people d-d-d-do?!?!"]

And then, all of sudden, nosebleed, all over the place, especially Beats shirt. (luckily his only-one-in-the-whole-world family treasure jacket was open!)

[Go to one of the doors]
5

[Do stuff]

Special ability: Bring forth a skeleton key from the movie the skeleton key!

And then sneak out... >.>

Zaebos: ...Am I... the main character now?
[Go to where Paymon's voice is]

{For Beat}

[Licking sounds]

How bold of her! In broad daylight! I'm overwhelmed. This...roughness...

...Rough...ness?

...
..................
......................................................................

Suddenly, Beat's eyes open and he sees Taokaka from BlazBlue right in front of his face smiling at him.

[Jump up and be like "HOLY HELL!"]
[Kiss Taokaka]
[Panic like crazy]
[Jump up]
[Do nothing]












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{For Goral}

Goral opens up the door. On the other side...WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Sorry about that, just the door was really big, and inside there's a sharp black suit. It says "Magically fits over armor and other clothes."

[Take the suit and put it on]
[Take the suit]
[Burn the suit]
[Leave the suit but get in the room]
[Do nothing]












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{For Zaebos}

As Zaebos progresses down the way, he finally sees Paymon sinking in a large bunch of dry quicksand (the desert kind that doesn't make any sense). He isn't saying anything.

[Help him out]
[Pass by him]
[Take a swim]
[Turn around]
[Do nothing]












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{For Renn}

Magically the skeleton key breaks the door down and Renn is free to...what the?! Now he's flying through the air! Renn can feel something holding his arms and legs and he's being carried somewhere. After a few seconds he's put into a pretty dark room where he can't see. He can hear a girl laughing and crying out at the same time.

Girl "GORAHAHAHAHAAL YOU ASSHOHOHOHOLE! I H-H-H-H-H-HATE YOU!"

[Follow her voice and find her]
[Light up the dark place somehow]
[Pull out a magical shotgun and blast the place in front of you]
[Spin around in circles while firing neon lasers]
[Sit down and panic like crazy]
[Do nothing]

[Take the suit]

[Panic like crazy]
[Jump up and be like "HOLY HELL!"]

Beat once again stumbled backwards, this time real hard. He then jumped up and pointed at the unknown cat resembling figure.

Beat: HOLY EFFIN HELL WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

[Help him out]

{For Beat}

Beat springs into the air and falls to the ground. Taokaka smiles at him and stays in her place.

Taokaka "Hey little guy, you're finally awake!"

Looks like Beat is in a clinic. Looks oriental.

[Talk to Taokaka]
[Hug Taokaka]
[Attack Taokaka]
[Sleep on the cot you were sleeping on]
[Go out the front door]
[Do nothing]












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{For Goral}

As Goral grabs the coat, it's color changes. It now matches Goral's armor. Keen!

Suddenly, the door behind him closes. The room becomes pitch black. The room lights up with light bulbs, but now Goral is in a round cell with bars big enough for him to fit through like in the cartoons. In the cell there's a large hole opening in the middle. Best act quick.

[Stand around and fall]
[Slip through the bars]
[Break the bars down]
[Jump up and down to bust through the ceiling]
[Do nothing]












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{For Zaebos}

Zaebos manages to grab a vine and swing over to Paymon, but just as he reaches Paymon, the illusion breaks and there is a large antlion waiting to grab him.

[Avert direction somehow]
[Swing right into it]
[Dive towards it weapon ready]
[Climb up the vine to avoid it]
[Let go of the vine]
[Do nothing]

Zaebos: Taste... Insecticide... &$%^&...
Zaebos throws a vial of poison with a dead ant logo at the antlion.
[Climb up the vine to avoid it]

{For Zaebos}

He climbs up the vine just in time to avoid the antlion. The poison filled vial kills the antlion and the ground becomes solid.

[Get off the vine and go somewhere]
[Swing around some more for fun]
[Trash talk to the dead antlion]
[Do nothing]

[Get off the vine and go somewhere]
Zaebos: ...Now...Where is Paymon...

[Follow her voice and find her]

Renn: Hopefully I'll still be able to fire neon lazers and magical shotguns once I undoubtedly find the source of this voice... >.>

[Break the bars down]

Beat stared at Taokaka with a o__e look on his face as his head backed away. His right hand then all of sudden punched him in the face wich made him fall down again. The punch made a cartoony SMACK sound, and his cheek ended up red and swallown.