IRPA IV: Seriously, Another One?

{For Beat}

Beat is able to reach the guys and slices 2 of them. The others gather up and look at him.

Thug "Look at this guy. Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground?"

MM suddenly appeared behind the thug and slammed him backwards.

MM "That was my line!"

Thug "Ooh, a girl. We have to kidnap her!"

MM "Meep!"

MM starts fighting the thugs.











{For Goral}

Goral smacks away the chain and draws his sword. Villain looks at Goral and dares him to attack.

-jumps forward and while swinging the sword very casually says "so I hear you are good at gathering information."-

{For Goral}

Villain slides under Goral's sword and throws a chain that wraps around Goral's neck.

Villain "So what if I am?"

Beat does the rageface, and accessing a super cool raging position, both his hair and pubic hair combust, flames in his eyes. Flaming pubic hair, thats just wrong.

Beat: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--!!

Beat runs to the thugs to give them a beating of his own alongside MM!

-grabs chain and says "I am going to need a favor." swings villain around by the chain-

{For Beat}

(Let's not go there, please)

Beat manages to use his flaming powers to bust up the baddies quickly. Unfortunately, one manages to make off with MM and drives off in a car, the window decal on the back window a large feather. Possible bad news for her?

[Give chase!]
[Give chase by ship!]
[Call a cab!]
[Call Villain and ask for help]
[Ask the Weapon Store Owner for help]
[Leave her, she'll be fine.]
[Yell that that person stole your yogurt]
[Do a dance]
[Do nothing]








{For Goral}

Villain "What kind of favor? And you came at the wrong time."

Beat shakes his fist, and stares at the car driving off, biting his lip with a silent "fffffffffffffffff---!!!". He then jumped back onto the Firehawk to chase the "goddamn bastard" who took off with his girlfriend, with a guick yell to the shop owner to keep a look on Villains shipment, saying that if he keeps an constant eye on the shipment he will be rewarded with something cool.

"yeah..."
-slams against ground-
"I need a way to get back home, where things make sense."

{For Beat}

Beat summons the FireHawk and it immediately gives chase. The car is steering left and right like crazy to avoid Beat's ship. Suddenly, Beat crashes into something and can't move. OH NO FAIR! He led Beat to a part of the City where the buildings are close together; the FireHawk is jammed between two buildings! The car speeds away and Beat can't get the controls to work. Joy.

[Call for help]
[Start shooting stuff]
[Get out and jump out of the ship]
[Call a cab]
[Curse loudly in the direction the car escaped]
[Turn on loud music]
[Do nothing]










{For Goral}

Villain slams into the ground and flips to get up.

Villain "You want to get home? Hrm... I'll tell you what, let us finish interrogating Alan and we'll find a way."

Villain turns away and starts walking towards the elevator. Tone soon follows.

Villain "Don't follow us."

The shutters raise and the sunlight pours back into the Fortress.

[Follow them]
[Attack them from behind]
[Leave]
[Look around the Fortress]
[Call a cab]
[Do nothing]

[Attack them from behind]
-throws chain at them-
"okay I'll wait"

{For Goral}

Villain raises his arm and the chain reattaches to his overcoat sleeve.

Villain "I'll let that slide, but don't push your luck."

[Follow them]
[Attack them from behind]
[Leave]
[Look around the Fortress]
[Call a cab]
[Do nothing]

-sits and waits-

Beat is breathing heavily, doing the classic rage face, his hair on fire, his hands strongly gripping to them funny things he uses to steer.

[Start shooting stuff]

Beat then pushes every button used for shooting, in order to possibly shoot himself free.

{For Beat}

Beat's missiles and guns fire all over. He even triggers the death beam that was hidden in the controls. He only manages to cause a bunch of destruction, none of which helps get his ship free. Looks like he's stuck.

[Do Stuff]
[Do nothing]








{For Goral}

Goral sits in the lobby, the fireplace generating heat despite not burning anything. Everything is way quiet and silence is everywhere.

[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]

"well I'm bored."
-snoops around-

{For Goral}

Aimlessly wandering around, Goral finds a large room with a Yin Yang symbol on it.

-go in for the hell of it-

Beat's hair goes out, and he looks at the spot the death beam hit with shock.

Beat: Oh sh**. Didn't see that commin.

Beat opens the cockpit and jumps down, thinking it might not be too good to stay at the Firehawk. He then walks away, having no idea wich way is where - he ain't too good with knowing wich way is where, but he decided he'd follow some roads to get to a bigger road, where the might be taxi's and such to get back to the Achfriend fortress.

{For Beat}

As Beat wanders around, soon he finds himself completely lost. The streets don't look the same anymore, and it seems that he's in a different part of the city. With the sun now down, Beat sees a nightclub highly lit with neon signs in front of him. It's warm colors seem incredibly welcoming.

[Enter the nightclub]
[Attack the nightclub]
[Turn around and walk elsewhere]
[Call for a cab]
[Do nothing]







{For Goral}

Goral enters the room and...there's nothing much in here. It looks like a karate dojo with a single yoga mat lying on the floor.

[Look around some more]
[Trash the place]
[Draw all over things]
[Steal the yoga mat]
[Leave]
[Do nothing]

[Look around some more]

Beat looks around in confusement, and then lowers his head in the shame of failure.

Beat: Ugh.

[Enter the nightclub]

{For Beat}

Beat enters the nightclub and everything is a bit dark. Neon lights shoot through the air and a large elevated dancefloor is in the middle of everything. There are seats to the left and right, and ahead there's the dance area. Looks like things are about to start up. Music begins to play and a DJ speaks out.
(Music)


The dancing begins and people bust a groove all around Beat. The guy in the video above (yes, this narrator can see the video) is dancing on the elevated dancefloor doing incredible breakdancing moves.

[Dance]
[Start trouble]
[Challenge the dancer on the stage]
[Sit down and watch]
[Try to break into the sound room]
[Leave]
[Do nothing]









{For Goral}

Looking around, Goral sees that behind one of the pillars in the dojo there is a wallphone and a single phonebook. The phonebook has a handwritten title which reads "Hitman and Mercenary Phonebook" (You're number 1 Phonebook to hire mercenaries and hitmen ready for work and probably something less murderous, like housekeeping!).

[Read the book and call someone]
[Do a prank call]
[Break the wallphone]
[Steal the phonebook]
[Leave]
[Do nothing]

[Do a prank call]

{For Goral}

Goral calls up a randomly chosen number on a randomly chosen place.

Female Voice "You're calling Lethal Ladies: The number one mercenary group dedicated to sexy women ages 17-40 to do your jobs. Do you have a request?"

Beat looks at the guy dancing on the dancefloor with a "I are disappoint" sort of face, his arms crossed, meaning he propably isn't very much impressed by all this plain awesomeness.

[Challenge the dancer on the stage]

Beat: Pehh. YO, DANCE DOOD, YO MOMMA IS SO SKINNY SHE CAN WHOLAWHOOP WITH A FRICKEN CHEERIO!!