Insane RP Adventure 3: Insert Epic Title Here

{For Renn}

Big Guy "So you have one too? Fine, I guess we can negotiate. If you bring me gold, then I'll grant you passage through the pyramid. Here's a tip: Things that seem like traps aren't always traps. But be warned: sometimes they are."

[Turn around]
[Start a fist fight]
[Fire BFG9000 at the big guy]
[Talk]
[Do nothing]

Tarkol: Ouch! That was not in my contract!
Paymon: We're still in this!
Paymon: [Fight]
Tarkol: [Fight]
They both fired a fire blast at Tao

Paymon:
HP: 30/135
LP: 40/100
Strength: 20/20
Gain: 10/10

Tarkol: 20/100
LP: 30/50
Strength: 10/10
Gain: 30/30

[Ranged Attack]
"hmm, is this pure gold? soft as clay, could break out pretty easy."

{For Goral}

The minigun deals 75 Damage!

The dragon picks up heavy pieces of gold and drops them onto Goral for 30 Damage!

[Attack]
[Item]
[LP Special]
[Special Move]
[Call for Help]
[Defend]
[Negotiate]
[Surrender]
[Run]
[Do nothing]












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{For Paymon}

The Fireballs do 100 Damage!

Tao's claws come out and she slices Tarkol for 30 Damage!

{Tarkol was defeated!}

[Summon]
[Attack]
[Item]
[LP Special]
[Special Move]
[Call for Help]
[Defend]
[Negotiate]
[Surrender]
[Run]
[Do nothing]

*throws guns aside*
[Special Move]
"incendia vesica"
*fire starts to surround Goral melting the gold*

Beat: ...aw chucks. Oh well, then! Eeinie meanie mo, never gunna letchu go...

The "go" ended up on left! So left it is!

[Go left]

Paymon: Damn, don't have the LP to summon anyone else and live...
Paymon: [Fight]
Paymon shoots another shadow spell at Tao for 10 LP.

Paymon:
HP: 30/135
LP: 30/100
Strength: 20/20
Gain: 10/10

{For Goral}

The gold melts around Goral and he is free.

The dragon wonders what to do next.

[Attack]
[Item]
[LP Special]
[Special Move]
[Call for Help]
[Defend]
[Negotiate]
[Surrender]
[Run]
[Do nothing]












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{For Beat}

Beat goes left and ends up in a place with helicopters and 2 submarines. Overhead there is a large metal covering that looks like it can open up. Perhaps this is how you leave? There is a red control switch entitled "Open overhead hatch".

[Push the button and get to a helicopter]
[Get in a helicopter]
[Get in a submarine]
[Go back to the hall]
[Yell out loudly]
[Do nothing]












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{For Paymon}

The attack deals 50 Damage!

Tao does a forward somersault and hits Paymon with her legs for 30 Damage!

{Paymon was Defeated! Don't worry, though. Since this wasn't a life or death battle, he isn't dead!}

Taokaka "That was fun, meow! Let's play again sometime!"

Tao then sniffs the air.

"You have meat buns! Give one to Tao, meow!"

[Give Tao a Meat Bun]
[Don't give Tao a Meat Bun]
[Throw the Meat Bun at her]

[Get up and go somewhere]
[Ask for a rematch]
[Do nothing]

Paymon: HP 1/135

You can rest again or you can have a Meat Bun. Meat Buns recover 80 HP, but resting would also recover your LP.

Renn: Ooohhhh kaaayyyy, I'll get the nugget for ya'!

[Turn around]

{For Renn}

Renn sees the trip wire again.

[Go over]
[Trip it]

Renn: Oh no, you're not getting on my good side, obvious-trap-thing...

[Go over]

{For Renn}

Renn is back at the statue that has the gold in it.

[Take the gold]
[Leave the gold]
[Melt the gold]
[Do nothing]

Renn: I don't have enough connection to this pure metal to replicate it... Here goes something -_-

[Take the gold]

[Attack]
*runs up and slashes dragon with sword"

{For Goral}

The attack, since Goral's LP Special is active, deals 100 Damage!

The dragon rears it's head back and bites Goral for 50 Damage! He's now halfway in the dragon's mouth, it's fangs/teeth/whatver you want to say clamping onto his lower body. He's face up and still got his sword in hand somehow.

{LAST STAND! You have one last move, so make it count!}

[Attack]
[Item]
[LP Special]
[Special Move]
[Call for help]
[Negotiate]
[Surrender]
[Do nothing]











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{For Renn}

Cha-ching! Money in the bag!

{Renn got Gold! It's worth: 5000 Money!}

Looks like nothing happened. The walk back is fine with the usual trip wire still there.

[Go over the trip wire]
[Cut the trip wire]
[Toss the gold at the trip wire and activate it at a distance]
[Do nothing]

[Attack]
*throws 100lb sword down dragon's throat blade first*

[Yell out loudly]

*cough cough*

Beat: SOUP NIGGAS?!

Paymon: You killed my imp! No meat bun for you!
[Don't give Tao a Meat Bun]
Tao: Wha?!
Paymon: Of course he only returns from where I summoned him from but she doesn't know that.
Blood Pact effect ends, max HP returns to normal.

{For Goral}

The final attack does 70 Damage!

{VICTORY!}

The dragon's head rears back and Goral gets free, landing on the ground. It breathes out one last shot of fire before dying.

Uh oh...the universe is changing!

Creator "I leave this decision in your hands. Do you go to Scenario 1 or Scenario 2? Don't ask, for I cannot tell you."

[Scenario 1]
[Scenario 2]
[Do nothing]












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{For Beat}

As Beat calls out, suddenly MM slowly descends from the ceiling tied up in rope. Jackuval then comes out.

Jackuval "Thank you for giving away your position. Now surrender and join her, unless you'd rather die."

MM "Be careful, Beat! He's not weak!"

[Fight]
[Negotiate]
[Surrender]
[Run]
[Do nothing]












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{For Paymon}

Tao "Aw..."

Tao goes off in a random direction. Looks like there's a restaurant.

[Go to the hill]
[Go to the exit]
[Go to the restaurant]
[Tell Tao to come back since you'll give her a Meat Bun]
[Do nothing]

[Go to the exit]

[Do nothing]
"why can I not ask?"

{For Goral}

Creator "You can't ask because if you know what the choice you pick does, you may not choose it. Consider this your first chance decision."

[Choose one]
[Don't do anything]












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{For Paymon}

Going to the exit, Paymon walks for a good while until he finds his way outside in a strange place with Oriental people and Japanese/Chinese signs. It's outside, and the sun is setting. Looks like the city he's in is on a mountain area: there is a high drop on the side.

{Location: Orient Town}

There are wanted posters everywhere for someone named "Ragna the Bloodedge". Looks pretty menacing.

[Look around]
[Jump off the side (That's gonna be real fun!)]
[Call up Alan for a ride (Don't ask how you know him)]
[Go back to the Kaka Clan Village]
[Die for no reason]
[Do nothing]

[Call up Alan for a ride (Don't ask how you know him)]

[Choose one]
flip a coin, head is one tales is two.

{For Goral}

Creator "I flipped a coin, and twice did Heads prevail. This is your fate."

The dragon makes one last move: it quickly darts it's head forward and swallows Goral whole.

AFTER YOU BEAT THE BIG BADASS DRAGON AND ALL THAT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WIN, AREN'T YOU? AREN'T YOU? WHERE'S YOUR FAT REWARD AND TICKET HOME? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO END THIS WAY! IT STINKS LIKE ROTTEN MEAT, BUT LOOKS LIKE THE DRAGON'S INSIDES. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE STUCK IN THE BELLY OF THE BEAST. THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH.

Goral quickly descends into the dragon's stomach, which is somehow illuminated and everything is visible. Not only that, it has a familiar person sitting on a snake's head holding Goral's sword.

Kos "Well I'll be damned; it's Goral. I remember I saw you last RP. How are you? So you got eaten too...well that sucks. We're not alone, though. Look."

He points across the way and there is are multiple small buildings. People live down here? That must be difficult. Least it doesn't smell in here.

"That must mean this is yours."

He tosses Goral his sword back. He can heft that thing with one hand and toss it like it's nothing? Geeze, he looks tough for a guy who looks scrawny.

[Talk to Kos]
[Talk to the giant snake]
[Ask the snake to eat you]
[Go to the town]
[Do nothing]












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{For Paymon}

In an instant before Paymon can do anything, Alan's ship the Vic Viper appears.

Alan "Hey new person. Need a lift?"

[Go to the City Triangle]
[Go to the ArchFiend Fortress]
[Go to Alucard's House]
[Go to the Museum]
[Try and steal the ship]
[Do nothing]